Drunk #1: It is loud in here.
Drunk #2: No, it isn't.
Drunk #1: Well, you aren't sitting over here.
Drunk #2: What?
Olathe, Kansas
Drunk #1: It is loud in here.
Drunk #2: No, it isn't.
Drunk #1: Well, you aren't sitting over here.
Drunk #2: What?
Olathe, Kansas
Student #1: Do you need this one?
Student #2: No, I have HIV — I just need herpes. [Several people turn and stare.] Powerpoints! I need the herpes powerpoint!
Copy room, Library, KU-Med
Kansas
Overheard by: Laughed Assless
Five-year-old girl, singing nursery rhyme: … Bumped his head, fell out of bed, couldn’t get up in the morning… ‘Cause he’s dead.
Target
Shawnee, Kansas
