Kansas

You've Been Spending Too Much Time with Raspy Aunt Selma

Three-year-old: Pick me up some cigarettes! I need a smoke!
Dad: What did you just say!?

Kansas

Posted on May 5, 2009
Dads, Default, Guys, Kansas, Kids, Offers and requests, Questions, Smoking

The Perversion That's Sweeping the Nation!

Teen goth boy #1: Dude! That girl is so hot.
Teen goth boy #2: I know!I would so totally pee in her butthole.

Oak Park Mall, Kansas

Posted on February 11, 2009
Ass, Default, Goths, Guys, Kansas, Malls, Pee, Teens, Weirdness

Meet the Only Guy in Kansas Secure Enough to Say He Doesn't Like Pussy

Drunk girl, walking over and planting big kiss on guy's forehead: I kissed you like I kiss my cat!
Guy: I don't like cats.

Emporia, Kansas

Overheard by: Very Disturbed

Posted on December 2, 2008
Animals, Compare and contrast, Default, Drunks, Feelings, Girls, Guys, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, Kansas

Wherever I Sit, It's Still Fucking Kansas

Drunk #1: It is loud in here.
Drunk #2: No, it isn't.
Drunk #1: Well, you aren't sitting over here.
Drunk #2: What?

Olathe, Kansas

Posted on November 2, 2008
Compare and contrast, Default, Drunks, Kansas, Sensory experiences