Medical personnel

Middle aged lady in hospital scrubs: It's a lot of fun and great exercise.
Old toothless lady: I really admire you, I don't like to show off my fuzzy-fuzzy to just anyone.
Middle aged lady: Yeah, well, I don't either, but like I said: it's great exercise.

Portland, Oregon

Overheard by: Karl

Behavioral therapist, in very serious voice, to child with autism about animal crackers: Jason, put the elephant in your mouth!
Child's mother, laughing: How often do you honestly get to say that?

St. John's

Overheard by: aba therapist

Dentist, about to perform a root canal and three fillings: Wow, you have groovy teeth!

Glen Ellyn, Illinois

Overheard by: Claire

Animal technician: Oh, did she pipette her hoo-hah yesterday?

Research facility
Nashville, Tennessee

Overheard by: Jessica Bessica

Surgeon #1: … So I told him, ‘If you just stop putting it in your ass, you won’t have that problem!’
Surgeon #2: Yeah.

Robert Wood Johnson University Hospital
New Brunswick, New Jersey