On the phone

Chick on cell: Well, the cadaver table is the only big thing that has to be moved. I’ll take the snakes in my car.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Overheardinvancouver/~3/102939260/

Overheard by: johanna

Man on cell: Hang on, I’m coming with half of my pants!

Metro
Washington, DC

20-ish girl on cell: I just think I need to work on mending our relationship. Maybe we need to go do a few shots and everything will be right with the world.

Bakery kiosk, O’Hare International Airport
Chicago, Illinois

Guy on phone: Yeah, I hate that. It’s like when someone tells you he has AIDS after the fact.

Columbus Circle
New York, New York

Lady on cell: This week was absolute hell. Yeah, I was with seven nuns all week.

Adult Education Center
Cambridge, Massachusetts

Man on cell: Look, I could’ve taken her back to my apartment, put a condom on my tongue… but I didn’t… What’s wrong with putting a condom on my tongue?

Binghamton University
Binghamton, New York

Woman on cell: So, wait, let me get this right: you’re saying that he wrote a book about his boat and then mailed it to himself at the wrong address?

Marathon, Florida

Overheard by: Chey

Girl on cell: Well, if you keep blacking out, you won’t be a virgin anymore.

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/10/long-overdue-update-part-1.html/

Overheard by: Brian

Guy on phone: Hold on a minute, I just have to cut something off my daughter…

Jersey City, New Jersey

Girl on phone: All right, bye. I love you sometimes.

Durham, North Carolina