Brunette on cell: Bacon may be a powerful motivator, but…
Public library
Appleton, Wisconsin
Brunette on cell: Bacon may be a powerful motivator, but…
Public library
Appleton, Wisconsin
Girl on phone: Mommy, my nose is pierced, I’m marrying a girl, I’m in love with a gay boy, and I’m pregnant. One of these is false. Goodbye.
http://www.overheardinathens.com
Woman on cell: I got a million panty liners. You can line your panties until the end of time!
Georgia
Chick on cell: Well, the cadaver table is the only big thing that has to be moved. I’ll take the snakes in my car.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Overheardinvancouver/~3/102939260/
Overheard by: johanna
Man on cell: Hang on, I’m coming with half of my pants!
Metro
Washington, DC
20-ish girl on cell: I just think I need to work on mending our relationship. Maybe we need to go do a few shots and everything will be right with the world.
Bakery kiosk, O’Hare International Airport
Chicago, Illinois
Guy on phone: Yeah, I hate that. It’s like when someone tells you he has AIDS after the fact.
Columbus Circle
New York, New York
Lady on cell: This week was absolute hell. Yeah, I was with seven nuns all week.
Adult Education Center
Cambridge, Massachusetts
Man on cell: Look, I could’ve taken her back to my apartment, put a condom on my tongue… but I didn’t… What’s wrong with putting a condom on my tongue?
Binghamton University
Binghamton, New York
Woman on cell: So, wait, let me get this right: you’re saying that he wrote a book about his boat and then mailed it to himself at the wrong address?
Marathon, Florida
Overheard by: Chey
