On the phone

Woman on cell: So, she hasn’t had anything to eat since Monday afternoon… Yeah, I guess that means she’s doing great!

Arby’s
Lebanon, Ohio

Chick on cell: I’m doing my paper on child euthanasia… Yeah, they’d have to be terminally ill, not just ugly kids.

http://overheardatwestern.blogspot.com/2007/04/what-about-fat-kids.html

Overheard by: natalie

Man on cell: They said I sexually molested the cat… I would never do that! I love that cat!

Utah

Brunette on cell: Bacon may be a powerful motivator, but…

Public library
Appleton, Wisconsin

Girl on phone: Mommy, my nose is pierced, I’m marrying a girl, I’m in love with a gay boy, and I’m pregnant. One of these is false. Goodbye.

http://www.overheardinathens.com

Woman on cell: I got a million panty liners. You can line your panties until the end of time!

Georgia

Chick on cell: Well, the cadaver table is the only big thing that has to be moved. I’ll take the snakes in my car.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Overheardinvancouver/~3/102939260/

Overheard by: johanna

Man on cell: Hang on, I’m coming with half of my pants!

Metro
Washington, DC

20-ish girl on cell: I just think I need to work on mending our relationship. Maybe we need to go do a few shots and everything will be right with the world.

Bakery kiosk, O’Hare International Airport
Chicago, Illinois

Guy on phone: Yeah, I hate that. It’s like when someone tells you he has AIDS after the fact.

Columbus Circle
New York, New York