20-something on cell: My soul is not a constipated gerbil!
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
20-something on cell: My soul is not a constipated gerbil!
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Girl on cell, pushing cart: Well, yeah, but lots of people have mean mothers-in-law.. I don’t think yours is mean just because she has a mullet… Well, we know she wasn’t a lesbian at least four times, or you wouldn’t have a baby-daddy.
Target, Sports Arena Boulevard
San Diego, California
Overheard by: Seriously?
Cute chick on cell: No, I’m on my way to work. Come visit me there! … No, it’s not weird! … Well, yeah, it’s a sex shop, but it’s a boutique sex shop!
Melbourne
Australia
Overheard by: Want her business card
Hippie woman on cell: I don’t care what you wear. Just wear something that you’re okay getting Jell-O on… Yes, J-E-L-L-O.
Syracuse, New York
Overheard by: paula-t
Woman on cell: Wait, what? How does that work? Oh, okay — I was thinking of a different strap-on.
Chicago, Illinois
Chick on cell: Haha, she thought it was a baby in the womb, but then I told her it was just sushi!
Toronto Eaton Centre
Toronto, Ontario
Canadia
Girl on cell: Oh my god! I was wondering why my discharge was kinda brown!
L train platform, Brown line
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: *Tina Marie*
Guy on cell: Well, last night I had food poisoning, and today I had beans, so this could get interesting.
Denver Airport
Denver, Colorado
Overheard by: Glad I didn’t sit near him
Lady on cell: The biggest story of the year is going to be about Raven. That whore! I know! The whore is in town. Cheap slut, USA… No, honey, you can’t have ice cream for dinner.
Reston, Virginia
Overheard by: wait.. my name is raven
Girl on cell: … And don’t let her dress you in drag — she likes doing that.
Asheville, North Carolina
