Particularly the One with the Retractable Razor Blades

Guy on cell: And all I could say was: “Thank God… I have my surfboard with me!”

Boylston Street
Boston, Massachusetts

Posted on February 26, 2026
Fears, Feelings, Guys, Massachusetts, On the phone, Weirdness

Terry McAuliffe: Shhhhhh!

Preppy brunette on cell: So did you hear? Hillary won the primaries yesterday! [Pause.] Wait, you mean there’s more than one?

JMU Bookstore
Harrisonburg, Virginia

Overheard by: baffled

Posted on February 22, 2026
Girls, Idiots, On the phone, Politics, Preppies, Questions, Stores, Stupidity, Virginia

It’s Just That All Those Ink-Blots Looked Like Vaginas

Woman on cell: Well, I don’t feel like a lesbian.

Volunteer State Community College
Tennessee

Overheard by: kyndgrrl

Posted on February 2, 2026
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Feelings, On the phone, Sexuality, Tennessee, Women

Slylock Fox’s Puzzle: How Many Things Are Wrong with This Conversation?

Thug sitting in traffic yelling into cell: I moved you and the goddamn kids out here! I robbed muthafuckas for you! I’m facing five to ten goddamn years for you, and I can’t even get a goddamn thank you?! Bitch, you drunk?!

Highway
Orlando, Florida

Overheard by: scaredspectator

Posted on January 27, 2026
Crimes, Etiquette, Family ties, Fears, Feelings, Florida, Gripes, Insults, On the phone, Threats, Thugs, Violence

Looked Like He Might Be Manorexic

Teen girl on cell: I saw this guy with a man tramp stamp… A mamp stamp.

Green Line
Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: sadie

Posted on January 26, 2026
Compare and contrast, Gender issues, Girls, Massachusetts, On the phone, Tattoos, Teens, Train, Words

Kendra Wilkinson’s Major Life Accomplishment

Preppy girl on cell: the longest amount of time I’ve had pubic hair is three days.

Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: kt

Posted on January 1, 2026
Default, Etiquette, Gender issues, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Massachusetts, On the phone, Preppies, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Sexuality, Shaving, Teens, Vagina

And Had a Dream About It.

Thug on cell: Fuck off, man. Don’t even try arguing with me. I’m a fucking expert on this shit. I wikipedia-ed it last night.

Carousel Mall
Syracuse, New York

Posted on December 31, 2025
Advice, Bragging, Default, Etiquette, Guys, Insults, Internet, Malls, New York, On the phone, Thugs

What’s This Irrational Fear of Joan of Arc?

Man on cell: I wouldn’t worry about her though, she’s dead.

Newark airport
Newark, New Jersey

Overheard by: catherine

Posted on December 29, 2025
Advice, Airports & flights, Death & dying, Default, Etiquette, Feelings, Guys, New Jersey, On the phone

Watch Her Do What, Exactly?

Man on cell: One needs to do two things: Read Tolstoy and watch Paris Hilton.

http://lefulelve.freeblog.hu/archives/2008/03/02/2981402/

Posted on December 24, 2025
About celebrities, Advice, Books, Compare and contrast, Default, Guys, On the phone, Other sites

Ms. Coulter Limits Herself to the Republican Party

Woman on cell in bathroom stall: Well, I told them she’s only available for parties. She’s not just gonna come over and take her clothes off for anybody!

Rehm Pool
Oak Park, Illinois

Overheard by: A Lifeguard

Posted on December 15, 2025
Default, Illinois, Jobs & Careers, On the phone, Women

On the phone