Old lady on cell in crowded train: Yes, I’m here in a sardine tin, but everyone is really nice…
Tel-Aviv
Israel
Overheard by: claustrophobic
Old lady on cell in crowded train: Yes, I’m here in a sardine tin, but everyone is really nice…
Tel-Aviv
Israel
Overheard by: claustrophobic
Girl on cell: How did the labia reduction go?
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Hello, you’re in freakin’ public!
Girl on cell: I mean, if I was a freshman I would’ve been all over him, but I’m not anymore and it sucks. Now I’m all paranoid about diseases and stuff, and I can’t just do whatever I want — I actually have to think about things.
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/09/wednesday_115941463493658903.html
Overheard by: gladimnotoneofthose
Drunk chick on cell: Wait! You didn’t like Shaun of the Dead? What’s wrong with you? Never mind, you can’t stick it in me.
Jamaica Plain, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Shotboy
Fat lady crying into cell: I know he’s married, but I don’t understand why he’s dumping me!
Colonie Center Mall
Albany, New York
Overheard by: conflicted
Woman on cell: Well, how long will rehab take? Oh, yes, the biting problem… She’s hasn’t broken the skin in a while, though.
DSW Shoes
Framingham, Massachusetts
Overheard by: mt
Teen on cell: It doesn’t matter! Two pairs of underwear does not equal one pair of pants!
Michigan State University
Lansing, Michigan
Girl on cell, completely serious: There’s a party tonight, and the theme is bunnies.
http://community.livejournal.com/overheardatbu/50398.html
30-year-old woman on cell: I think I should just call Lisa* and ask her if she has cancer, because she is way too normal. There has to be something wrong with her.
Ferry line
Nantucket, Massachusetts
Girl on cell: He had stubby fingers. Little stubby butcher’s fingers. You wouldn’t want to feel those caressing your body… He was a good lay, though.
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/06/26/his-filet-was-tres-mignon/
