On the phone

Old lady on cell in crowded train: Yes, I’m here in a sardine tin, but everyone is really nice…

Tel-Aviv
Israel

Overheard by: claustrophobic

Girl on cell: How did the labia reduction go?

Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Hello, you’re in freakin’ public!

Girl on cell: I mean, if I was a freshman I would’ve been all over him, but I’m not anymore and it sucks. Now I’m all paranoid about diseases and stuff, and I can’t just do whatever I want — I actually have to think about things.

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/09/wednesday_115941463493658903.html

Overheard by: gladimnotoneofthose

Drunk chick on cell: Wait! You didn’t like Shaun of the Dead? What’s wrong with you? Never mind, you can’t stick it in me.

Jamaica Plain, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Shotboy

Fat lady crying into cell: I know he’s married, but I don’t understand why he’s dumping me!

Colonie Center Mall
Albany, New York

Overheard by: conflicted

Woman on cell: Well, how long will rehab take? Oh, yes, the biting problem… She’s hasn’t broken the skin in a while, though.

DSW Shoes
Framingham, Massachusetts

Overheard by: mt

Teen on cell: It doesn’t matter! Two pairs of underwear does not equal one pair of pants!

Michigan State University
Lansing, Michigan

Girl on cell, completely serious: There’s a party tonight, and the theme is bunnies.

http://community.livejournal.com/overheardatbu/50398.html

30-year-old woman on cell: I think I should just call Lisa* and ask her if she has cancer, because she is way too normal. There has to be something wrong with her.

Ferry line
Nantucket, Massachusetts

Girl on cell: He had stubby fingers. Little stubby butcher’s fingers. You wouldn’t want to feel those caressing your body… He was a good lay, though.

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/06/26/his-filet-was-tres-mignon/