Guy on cell: So yeah, I broke it off with her… Well, she has a thing for feet, and I have a thing about feet, so it just wasn’t going to work.
http://community.livejournal.com/overheardinmelb/145427.html
Guy on cell: So yeah, I broke it off with her… Well, she has a thing for feet, and I have a thing about feet, so it just wasn’t going to work.
http://community.livejournal.com/overheardinmelb/145427.html
Girl on phone: Yeah, he couldn’t get it up, so we just watched Schindler’s List instead.
eavesdropdc.blogspot.com
Man with Mohawk on cell: Okay, so I'm not technically the father but there are 27 baby boa constrictors over here that all have Mohawks.
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: cgt
Young woman on cell: I kiss my grandpa on the mouth, have I made out with him?
Palo Alto, California
Guy with sunglasses on cell: So I went back to the apartment today and he was passed out again! (pause) Yeah, dude, I think he smoked a bowl on my bed and then seized a few times…
B Train
Boston, Massachusetts
Tall gay 20-something male on cell: My niece died. I need a Fresca.
CVS
Boston, Massachusetts
Teen boy ordering sub, on cell: You like the way I say “delicious?”
Carson, California
Overheard by: I've heard it said worse
Guy on cell: Now turn it on and set it to cow mode… Right, but be sure it’s in cow mode… No, you’ll know when it’s in cow mode.
Kroger Grocery
Conway, Arkansas
Overheard by: Not sure I want to know
African-American man on phone: Well, now, you just bring your hair… and you be on your way.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/405923160/left-it-in-my-other-purse.html
Overheard by: serial forgetter of hair
Bimbette on cell: I thought I’d died, and then gone to, like, not heaven.
University of Michigan
Ann Arbor, Michigan
