So Do We.

20‐something girl on cell: I had the malpractice ball this last weekend. It was in the Weisman Museum… kind of lame, not a lot of space. (pause) But I didn’t bring a flask this year, so it was a little conservative, definitely a limited amount of alcohol. (pause) Are you going home for Passover? (pause) Oh my, are you converting? (pause) Yeah, I want to know what this whole Jerry Springer photo thing is all about.

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Overheard by: burrhead

Posted on December 6, 2022
About celebrities, Drinking & drunks, Girls, On the phone, Overheard in Minneapolis, Questions, Religion, Weirdness, Wishes

…With the Red Carpet

Teenage girl on cell: I’m not saying that I want to be famous, I know not everyone can be famous, I’m just saying that’s the one thing I’ve always, like, aspired to, just a beautiful connection.

Huddersfield
England

Posted on November 20, 2022
England, On the phone, Stupidity, Teens, Wishes

I Can Always Count on You, Mom

Girl on cell: Did you write it on my Facebook? Was it perverted or mean? Yeah? Good.

Halifax, Nova Scotia
Canadia

Posted on November 9, 2022
Canadia, Internet, On the phone

New York Apartments Are Too Damn Small

Girl on phone: I mean, do you know how strange it feels to climb out of the bed of the guy you just hooked up with and then climb into bed with your brother?

Chinatown bus from New York City to Baltimore, Maryland

Posted on November 3, 2022
Bus, On the phone, Questions

Alan Breaks Into a Chorus of “Gonna Floss Those Reds Right Out of My Lair”

Important looking man on cell: So, apparently, Georgia is being occupied by Russia. What this means to us is… Oooh! Toothbrushes!

Washington, DC

Overheard by: ak

Posted on October 24, 2022
Default, Geography, Guys, Health & Hygiene, On the phone, Politics, Washington, DC, Weirdness

I Can’t Believe You Missed Last Night’s 24!

Loud guy on cell: Where you at? Did you make the stop? He went to jail yesterday? What? What time did you get locked up? Damn!

McDonald’s, Illinois Center
Chicago, Illinois

Posted on October 16, 2022
Crimes, Gossip, Illinois, On the phone

For the Last Time, It Was a Freak Welding Accident!

Guy on cell: Yeah, I get scared when you turn out the lights. (pause) That’s not gay. (pause) It’s not gay when “turning out the lights” means putting your hands over my eyes while we’re test‐driving a car that’s worth more than your sister’s gold plated vahjay!

George Mason University
Virginia

Overheard by: Your sister won