Girl on cell: I don’t care how many times you fuck him. He’s your brother, and it’s still wrong!
University of Massachusetts
Amherst, Massachusetts
Girl on cell: I don’t care how many times you fuck him. He’s your brother, and it’s still wrong!
University of Massachusetts
Amherst, Massachusetts
Angry woman on cell: I told you — we have Bible study in a half-hour! Get your clothes on and get off of the computer!
Locust Street
Harrisburg, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Eavesdropper
Girl on cell: … Funny like when you got crabs?
Frisco, Texas
Overheard by: Abs
Chick on cell: … Because I’m emotionally sterile — that’s why!
Harvard Square
Cambridge, Massachusetts
Girl on phone: Ewww, Grandma is so gross. Remember that time she went to the doctor and found out she had chlamydia?
Seattle University
Seattle, Washington
Overheard by: gross
Chick on cell: Well, they had their flaws, but you know what I mean… I was thinking about Mike last night. Oh, how I would like to get back with him now that I’m kind of looking for a relationship and he’s not on speed anymore…
Oklahoma
Girl on phone: I mean, his body was the best thing about him… Wait, that’s mean. I meant, physically his body was the best thing about him.
Toronto, Ontario
Canadia
Chick on cell: You can do that naked?!
Dude: Honey, you can do a lot of things naked.
Blockbuster Video
Melbourne, Florida
Overheard by: Revulsion of People
Girl on phone: Hey, honey, good news — I can get you your hair back.
Fortitude Valley
Brisbane
Australia
Excited girl on cell: So, I’m sorry to wake you, but do you still wear those crazy socks? Or do you only wear white ones?
K-Mart
North Carolina
