Overheard in Ann Arbor

And What Gets It Out of Silk?

Hot chick: What the hell is egg nog?

http://overheardina2.blogspot.com/2005/11/tis-season-starbucks.html

Overheard by: eston

Maybe You Could Throw a Few of Those Stalkers My Way?

Girl #1: I hate being stalked over Facebook. They’re also creepy guys that I’m not interested in. They are just wasting their time and mine.
Girl #2: It can’t be that bad, can it?
Girl #1: You don’t understand — you’re not pretty like me.

http://overheardina2.blogspot.com/2006/08/facebook-stalking.html

Overheard by: kolby

The Blonde Leading the Blonde

Woman #1: How do you spell ‘rarely’?
Woman #2: R-A-I-R-L-E-E… Here, maybe I should fill that out.

http://overheardina2.blogspot.com/2007/01/rarely.html

Overheard by: office dog

But My Anal Beads Respond Better to The Cure

Chick #1, perusing CDs: The Ramones? I’ve never really listened to them. Are they any good?
Chick #2: Oh, yeah, I listen to them all the time when I’m using my vibrator!

http://overheardina2.blogspot.com/2007/03/hot-for-ramones.html

Overheard by: chris

Which One?

Guy #1: Let’s see Grindhouse.
Guy #2: What’s that about?
Guy #1: Jesus.

http://overheardina2.blogspot.com/2007/04/because-kurt-russell-is-lord.html

I’m More of a Cammy Fan, Myself

Geek #1: I would totally do Chun-Li.
Geek #2: Dude, she’s a fictional video game character…
Geek #1: I don’t care, she’s smoking hot.
Geek #2: Whatever, she’s only 16-bit.

http://overheardina2.blogspot.com/2006/05/16-bit-love.html

Overheard by: eric

But I May Have Buttered My Ass and Come As a Parker House Roll

Chick: Do I know you from somewhere?
Dude: Uh… maybe?
Chick: Didn’t you come to my Halloween party dressed as the Pillsbury Doughboy?
Dude: No.

http://overheardina2.blogspot.com/2007/01/happy-halloween.html

And I’m Prepared to Fight a War on Two Fronts

Crazy man at bus stop in front of the Union: I’m a Nazi for sex, ya fuckin’ sluts.

http://overheardina2.blogspot.com/2007/03/o-rly.html

Overheard by: gen

Hahaha, Yeah, a Virulent Antibiotic-Resistant Strain

Chick to guy: Well, the joke’s on you, because I have syphilis.

http://overheardina2.blogspot.com/2007/04/that-sucks.html

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I’ll Think of More Reasons Once I Start

Frat boy #1: I think I’m going to start doing cocaine instead of marijuana. I need to step it down a notch.
Frat boy #2: Uh, how is that stepping it down, exactly?
Frat boy #1: I dunno. I just think cocaine is more practical.

http://overheardina2.blogspot.com/2007/03/steppin-it-down-notch.html

Overheard by: amy

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