Religion

In the Sense That I Won’t Do the Reading Anyway

Spacey English major: So… he’s a queer writer, right?
Surprised teaching assistant: No. He’s just Jewish American.
Spacey English major: Oh, same thing.

University of Tennessee
Knoxville, Tennessee

Overheard by: Jessica

Posted on July 26, 2008
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Insults, Religion, Sexuality, Students, Stupidity, Teachers, Tennessee

The “Eating Fetuses” Comment Kinda Pushed You over the Edge

Guy: I’m pretty positive that on judgment day, god is going to have a live action replay of this conversation and be like: “See… And you were so close!”

University of Kentucky
Lexington, Kentucky

Posted on July 13, 2008
Colleges & Universities, Default, God, Guys, Kentucky, Religion

Though Nicole’s Already Tagging and Auctioning Off My Belongings

Old lady to friend: I’ve been praying for the strength to be friendly with Nicole*, but she makes it so difficult! Goddamit, I am going to heaven, so either she has to shape up soon or I have to try not to die!

San Jose, California

Posted on July 11, 2008
California, Death & dying, Default, Old folks, Religion, Wishes