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Very short gay man: It's so hard being a vegetarian. My parents can't accept my sexuality or my religion… I'm living in a toilet!

Guernsey
England

Overheard by: Catie

Posted on April 24, 2021
England, Food, Parenting, Queers, Religion, Sexuality

The Gospel Rap Song That's Sweeping the Charts

(group bows heads and man begins to pray)
Girl (just realizing prayer has started): Oh! Holy shit! We're praying?!

Shawnee Mission Park
Shawnee, Kansas

Posted on April 6, 2021
Default, Etiquette, Girls, Kansas, Questions, Religion

Eh, Christians Say Yes; Jews Say Hell, No

Blonde student to teacher: Is the New Testament in the Torah?

Edmonton
Canadia

Posted on February 15, 2021
Canadia, Default, Girls, Questions, Religion, Students, Stupidity

Using a Venus Razor Does Not Make You a Goddess, Ms. Pratt

English teacher: It’s a big responsibility to be a goddess, it troubles me all the time.

A.C. Flora High School
Columbia, South Carolina

Posted on December 25, 2020
Bragging, Default, Gripes, Pride, Religion, School [Elem., Middle, & High], South Carolina, Teachers, Women

There Are Muslims in Utah?

Boy: Why do you wear that on your head?
Muslim girl, indifferently: So the aliens don't read my brain.

High School
Utah

Overheard by: I need one of those!

Posted on November 23, 2020
Body parts, Clothes, Girls, Guys, Questions, Religion, Religious fanatics, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Utah, Weirdness

That’s the Fountain on the Right

Loud guy in restaurant: So, we were out shopping and there were all these women in burkas taking pictures of each other. How fucking pointless is that? It’s not like they’re going to look back afterwards and go, ‘Oh, look, there’s Doris by the fountain!’

England

Posted on October 22, 2020
Default, Fashion, Gripes, Guys, Religion, Stupidity, UK

Should've Realized He Wasn't “Chosen” When He Never Got Picked for T-Ball

Girl to friend: So he was already crying because he found out we weren't Jewish. Then he was like, “But aunt Jill is Jewish! Why aren't we?!” My mom had to explain that Jill's her best friend, not her sister. So then he found out we weren't related to Jacob and everyone. So he cried even harder.
Friend: Wow.
Girl: Yeah, but he was like 10, so he should have just sucked it up.

Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Tyler