Teachers

Dude, If You're Sick Of Lecturing, Think How We Feel

Professor: Man, I'm sick of this lecture. Let's just leave.

Johnson and Wales University
Providence, Rhode Island

Overheard by: Misaki

Posted on August 22, 2008
Colleges & Universities, Default, Feelings, Gripes, Offers and requests, Rhode Island, Teachers

Spoken Like a Guy Who's Never Gotten Wake-Up Head

Psych professor: Yeah… Snickers bars… top of the list. Best things you can put in your mouth without asking permission.

Harvard Psychology Lecture
Cambridge, Massachusetts

Overheard by: I prefer Kit-Kats

Posted on August 21, 2008
Advice, Candy, Colleges & Universities, Default, Massachusetts, Teachers

“Ronald Reagan Was Our Greatest President!” Haha!

Professor: Will someone please close the door? I don't want anyone else to hear the stupid things I say. Oh, wait, I have tenure now–I don't care if they hear me saying stupid things!

Georgia State University

Posted on August 14, 2008
Colleges & Universities, Default, Georgia, Jobs & Careers, Offers and requests, Stupidity, Teachers

And We're in Some War Someplace?

Professor to suits: Did you watch the news last night? Apparently Dumbledore's gay now!

UC Davis
Davis, California

Overheard by: Passing Biker

Posted on August 12, 2008
California, Colleges & Universities, Default, Games, Sexuality, Teachers

Bestiality Baaaad!

Art history professor: Those long ship voyages… you're looking at the sheep, the sheep's looking back at you, and “hey!”

Allegheny College
Meadville, Pennsylvania

Posted on August 10, 2008
Class, Pennsylvania, Stupidity, Teachers, Words