Teachers

Professor: As you can see, I don't take breaks. So if you have to go smoke a marijuana cigarette or go have sex in the bathroom, just go ahead.

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Overheard by: see ya

Professor, to VCR: Oh, you socialist!

Tantasqua High School
Fiskdale, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Kat

Teacher: There was this black guy streaking at night. I mean, it's not like you could see anything!

Canadia

Professor: Man, I'm sick of this lecture. Let's just leave.

Johnson and Wales University
Providence, Rhode Island

Overheard by: Misaki

Psych professor: Yeah… Snickers bars… top of the list. Best things you can put in your mouth without asking permission.

Harvard Psychology Lecture
Cambridge, Massachusetts

Overheard by: I prefer Kit-Kats