USA

Mother to three kids: It doesn’t matter if they come from Jewland, they’re still Americans.

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Overheard by: Philip

Grandmother to small child: Now, you can’t tell your father about this, but we’re going to build an arsenal with lots of weapons…

Target
Rochester, New York

Super smart, nerdy-looking guy: No! If you hit a mammoth with a comet, it will freeze!

High School
North Dakota

Overheard by: marisawin

Guy asking survey questions to people: So, where are you from again?
Really high guy: Do you mean in real life?

Dorm Lobby
Wyoming

Soldier: What is that thing?
Passenger #1: An iPhone.
Passenger #2: Man, where the hell have you been?
Soldier: Iraq.

Flight from Minneapolis to Pittsburgh