USA

Girl on cell: Well, if you keep blacking out, you won’t be a virgin anymore.

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/10/long-overdue-update-part-1.html/

Overheard by: Brian

Mother to three kids: It doesn’t matter if they come from Jewland, they’re still Americans.

http://overheardina2.blogspot.com/

Overheard by: Philip

Grandmother to small child: Now, you can’t tell your father about this, but we’re going to build an arsenal with lots of weapons…

Target
Rochester, New York

Super smart, nerdy-looking guy: No! If you hit a mammoth with a comet, it will freeze!

High School
North Dakota

Overheard by: marisawin

Guy asking survey questions to people: So, where are you from again?
Really high guy: Do you mean in real life?

Dorm Lobby
Wyoming