Wyoming

You Don't Know What They're Made Of 'til They Get in Hot Water

Old lady to son: People are like teabags. You know?

Wyoming

Posted on July 19, 2023
Compare and contrast, Family, Food, Moms, Old folks, Weirdness, Wyoming

What?? It's Not Like I Told Them About Your Giant, Hammy Thighs.

Little girl in next stall: But what if Old Faithful starts going while we're not out there?
Girl's mother: Well, you'll have to pee really quickly so mommy can pee and then we can go.
Little girl: But you take a long time to pee.
Mother: Yes, I know.
(pause)
Little girl: You take a long time to pee.
Mother: Well, thank you for announcing that to the entire bathroom.

Restroom, Old Faithful Inn
Yellowstone National Park, Wyoming

Posted on July 17, 2022
Kids, Moms, Parenting, Pee, Restroom, Should have used a condom, Time Management, Wyoming

Why Downward-facing Dog Was Invented

Loud girl, as rest of the yoga class goes quiet after teacher rings bell: He was so fat I couldn't find his wiener!

Wyoming

Posted on February 12, 2020
Girls, Gossip, Penis, Wyoming

And Where's the Bear with the Picnic Basket?

Girl to boyfriend (referring to Old Faithful): Do they turn it off at night?

Yellowstone National Park

Posted on March 28, 2018
Default, Girls, Questions, Stupidity, US Geography, Wyoming

When the Earth Was Green and Everyone Was Horny

Teenage girl to friend: I wish I lived back when there were unicorns!

Wyoming

Posted on August 3, 2015
Animals, Default, Girls, Teens, Weirdness, Wishes, Wyoming