Girl #1: Fuck! I forgot the condoms!
Girl #2: What kind of party are we going to?
Boston, Massachusetts
Girl #1: Fuck! I forgot the condoms!
Girl #2: What kind of party are we going to?
Boston, Massachusetts
20-something chick to friend: If I have to strip him down and put him on top of you myself, I will. *Now* it’s a bet!
Mercado, Washington, DC
Overheard by: Ladle
Dumb blonde: Our Bill of Rights is so cool… Everyone must own a cat. And the Lion King.
San Diego, California
Chick on cell: … So that’s why Grandma and Grandpa are so upset? Was adoption brought up? [Long pause, then] Do I want orange sheets?
http://ohinmpls.blogspot.com/2007/06/target-guest.html
Overheard by: sarah
Girl to another: We’ll figure it out. I’ll Facebook your ass or something.
http://community.livejournal.com/overheardatyork/
Overheard by:
Girl #1: So, I walk into my Econ class, and Katie’s there.
Girl #2: Who?
Girl #1: Awkward Katie.
Girl #2: Crazy Katie?
Girl #1: Naked Katie.
Girl #2: Ohhh! There are way too many Katies. You could have just said ‘Naked Katie’ and I would have known what you were talking about.
Delaware, Ohio
Overheard by: None-of-the-above Katie
Girl #1: Can I ask you something?
Girl #2: Is it about your new dog?
Girl #1: No.
Girl #2: Is it about John?
Girl #1: No…
Girl #2: Is it about work?
Girl #1: Have you ever heard of a rhetorical question?!
Girl #2: Oh, wow, I would not have guessed you were going to ask me that…
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Katy
Chick: I just want to rub some ointment containing scopolamine and atropine on a broomstick, stick it in my cooch, and fly away!
http://overheardatwestern.blogspot.com/2007/04/pssh-everyone-feels-this-way-sometimes.html
Overheard by: tiffany
Girl #1, about friend arrested for crack-whoring: She said she was in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Girl #2: Yeah, right! You don’t weigh 85 pounds and have chlamydia because you were in the wrong place at the wrong time!
Hallowell, Maine
Overheard by: smiling widely
