Girl #1: Can I ask you something?
Girl #2: Is it about your new dog?
Girl #1: No.
Girl #2: Is it about John?
Girl #1: No…
Girl #2: Is it about work?
Girl #1: Have you ever heard of a rhetorical question?!
Girl #2: Oh, wow, I would not have guessed you were going to ask me that…
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Katy
Chick: I just want to rub some ointment containing scopolamine and atropine on a broomstick, stick it in my cooch, and fly away!
http://overheardatwestern.blogspot.com/2007/04/pssh-everyone-feels-this-way-sometimes.html
Overheard by: tiffany
Girl #1, about friend arrested for crack-whoring: She said she was in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Girl #2: Yeah, right! You don’t weigh 85 pounds and have chlamydia because you were in the wrong place at the wrong time!
Hallowell, Maine
Overheard by: smiling widely
Girl #1: We were having fun!
Girl #2: You’re sodomizing that poor boy!
Girl #1: That’s how we played! He loved that game!
Starbucks
Toronto, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: hannah
Skinny brunette: I hate her! I hate her so much!
Fat chick: Why? What did she do this time?
Skinny brunette: It's just the same stuff. She hangs her thongs on the wall, and they keep multiplying. Plus, she leaves the window opened.
Sarah Lawrence College
Bronxville, New York
Girl in bar: He’s a big, harmless teddy bear who has sex with people in their sleep.
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Mike K
Girl: This guy was really rude and annoying, so I decided to make out with him… I was really drunk and somehow that made sense.
http://overheardatlc.blogspot.com/2006/11/logic-201-drunken-logic.html
Thug: Damn, mami — look at them curves on you!
Ethnic chick: Sorry, boys, I have an arranged marriage. I’m kind of tied down to my fiancé [shows ring].
Thug: Come on, mami, let us sit down.
Blonde sorority girl #1: Sorry, gentlemen, we’re just trying to eat our food here. God bless. [Thugs look at her awkwardly and walk away.]Blonde sorority girl #2, very confused: Why did you just say ‘God bless’ to them?
Blonde sorority girl #1: What? It’s what you say to homeless people.
Leo’s Coney Island
Birmingham, Michigan
Overheard by: Jamie
Girl #1: Well, Jim and I have sex all the time without condoms. Then I had sex with Gary and we used one, but then Scott came and we didn’t use one. Then, that same night, Thomas came over and we used one. But that’s when my vagina started to hurt.
Girl #2: Maybe you should stop using it.
Orlando, Florida
Overheard by: i wish i had my ipod
