Dude #1: Why are we walking through the engineering quad?
Dude #2: C’mon man, it’s like the hypotenuse… It makes sense!
Dude #3: Dude, we just got out of hockey and you guys are talking about fourth dimensions?
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/11/halloween-mania-part-2.html
Overheard by: marcella
Professor: What song do you think represents your generation? Come on, it can be anything. It can be derogatory, it can call women hos — I don’t care.
Montclair State University
Montclair, New Jersey
Overheard by: BTAN
Third year student #1, about exam: What the hell was up with the reference to Aristotle?
Third year student #2: That’s code for, ‘I cordially invite you to bullshit.’
http://overheardinlawschool.blogspot.com/2007/05/after-taking-final-two-3ls-debrief-3l-1.html
Teacher: Jordan*! Can you tell us the answer to the problem on the board?
Student talking in back of class: Um… No, sir.
Teacher: You are interrupting the class! What were you talking about?
Student: Petroleum lightsabers.
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/05/which_are_way_cooler_than_math.html
Teacher: So, who do you think tells us what to do in this country?
Boy: Jesus.
Teacher: No. Remember, in the Constitution there is a separation of church and state.
Girl: I know — the frogs. You know, those old-looking dudes, the frogs?
Boy: I liked Jesus better. At least he don’t look like no frog.
Teacher, shaking her head: Oh, my husband is gonna love tonight.
Mountain’s Edge Elementary School
Las Vegas, Nevada
Overheard by: I want to be a teacher
Girl #1: Ugh, I just got raped by another final.
Girl #2: Seems all you talk about these days is getting sodomized by exams.
Girl #1: Why do you always assume it’s anal?
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/05/07/this-one-bought-me-flowers-first/
Girl: I got into the international university in Bremen, but they didn’t give me any scholarship money because I’m not Ethiopian and I eat dinner every night.
Washington, DC
Professor: I love talking about this stuff. I could go on forever. And I’m tenured, so if you have a problem with that you’ll just have to deal.
http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2007/04/lets-go-to-ratemyprofessorcom-and-guess.html
Professor to puzzled student: You said one thing I didn’t understand, so I something you didn’t understand right back… God, I’m cruel.
Robinson Hall, University of Delaware
Newark, Delaware
Girl #1: Oh! Did I tell you about the threesome I had with the married couple on the cruise ship?
Girl #2, gesturing at a father and young son sitting directly in front of them: Shhh!
Girl #1: Whatever, he needs to learn.
DMV
Walnut Creek, California
Overheard by: Shh!
