Family

Is That Why You Keep Flinging Rocks at My Forehead?

Little boy: I don’t have a grandma!
Grandma: Yes you do sweetie…
Little boy: No! I don’t have a grandma!
Grandma: Yes you do…
Little boy: No, you’re a giant!

Grocery Store
Colorado

Overheard by: Not a Giant or a Grandma

Posted on May 4, 2008
Colorado, Comebacks, Compare and contrast, Family, Family ties, Fears, Guys, Kids, Old folks, Sensory experiences, Stores, Women

If You’re Really Bad, I’ll Make You Go in the Ball Pit

Angry father, to young daughter: Do you wanna go to Chuck E. Cheese?
Daughter: [scared silence]Father: Then stop touching shit!

Wal-Mart
Long Island, New York

Overheard by: Molly BOOM

Posted on April 13, 2008
Dads, Default, Etiquette, Family, Food, Girls, Kids, New York, Offers and requests, Shopping, Stores, Wishes

But Smokers and Belchers Rise Straight to the Top

Grandpa to grandson: … And no one but nobody can be a young leader if they crack their knuckles!

Washington, DC

Posted on March 21, 2008
Advice, Default, Family, Health & Hygiene, Lies, Old folks, Washington, DC

… Without People Getting All Weird about It

Boy: I wish everything in the world was made of chocolate.
Grandfather: That would sure be interesting!
Boy: Yeah. Then I could eat my brother…

Waterford, Michigan

Overheard by: Gary Lewis

Posted on March 3, 2008
Comebacks, Default, Family, Family ties, Food, Kids, Michigan, Wishes