You Shouldn't Marry Anybody Who's the Boss Of You, Honey

Little girl to dad: Daddy?
Dad: Yes?
Little girl: Why can't brothers and sisters get married?

Toronto
Canadia

Posted on January 7, 2016
Canadia, Dads, Default, Family, Family ties, Girls, Guys, Kids, Questions, Relationships

Stacy London Was a Challenging Kid to Raise

Woman to husband: Honey, do you think this would be a good fall coat for me?
Five-year-old daughter: It looks like an old-fashioned coat.
Woman: I knew you were gonna say that!
Five-year-old: A young lady like you shouldn't wear such an old-fashioned coat!

Target
Allen Park, Michigan

Posted on September 26, 2015
Advice, Clothing, Couples, Family, Kids, Michigan, Stores

See Their “My Child Is an Honor Student at Bitchassfaggot Elementary” Sticker?

Grandma, after car cuts bus off: Bitchassfaggot.
Daughter: Mom!
Grandma: Well, that's what they are!

Public Transit
Minneapolis, Minnesota

Posted on September 17, 2015
Family, Insults, Minnesota, Parenting

That Dog from the Old Navy Commercials?

Mom to adult daughter: Now what you do is you pick an aisle to go down that you think has magic at the end of it.

Dutchess County, New York

Overheard by: Rich Mintz

Posted on August 25, 2015
Advice, Family, Girls, Magic, Moms, New York, Parenting

That's What Your Novel's About?

Man eating with his family: So when she took her home pregnancy test, she accidentally peed all over the counter. When he confronted her, she lied about it, and also told him she wasn't pregnant. But then my sister told him that she was actually pregnant.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/336519845/next-weeks-episode-of-as-the-world-turns.html

Overheard by: just trying to enjoy my meat scrambler

Posted on August 12, 2015
Family, Lies, Overheard in Minneapolis, Pee, Pregnancy, Weirdness

Instead of Prison, Convicts Should Be Sentenced to Host Slumber Parties

Group of little girls to window poster: Hannah Montana! Hannah Montana! Hannah Montana!
Exasperated father: Don’t kiss that!

Mall
San Diego, California

Posted on August 6, 2015
California, Dads, Default, Family, Girls, Kids, Malls, Offers and requests, Should have used a condom, Siblings, TV shows

But We Honor Him Every Time I Buy You a Lap Dance for Your Birthday

Mom tourist: We're going to go see the Washington Monument, do you know who it's named for?
Son tourist: Yes, our first President, George Washington
Mom tourist: That's right. (pause) He's dead now.

Washington, DC

Posted on August 2, 2015
Death & dying, Family, History, Moms, Names, Questions, Stupidity, Tourists, Washington, DC

And the Liquid Soap Was to Die for

Redneck man with mullet coming out of bathroom: Well, son, that was some mighty fine hand dryer, wudn't it?
Son,excitedly: Yeah, pops, sure was!

Shepherdsville, Kentucky

Overheard by: Chelsea

Posted on July 26, 2015
Cleanliness, Dads, Family, Kentucky, Parenting, Rednecks, Restroom

Let Us Give Thanks for Safe and Legal Birth Control

Brother: Where's the baby?
Sister: Over there. (gestures to crazy 4-5 year old child in jungle gym)
Brother: I'm sorry, but every time my nephew goes insane I want to clothesline him.
Sister: I don't think you're quite ready for fatherhood yet.

Playground
Poway, California

Overheard by: Jail, Anyone?

Posted on July 24, 2015
California, Default, Family, Family ties, Feelings, Girls, Guys, Questions

Tonight on Graze Anatomy

Little boy to grandmother: My mommy's held a cow brain.

Borders Bookstore
Alameda, California

Overheard by: Lith

Posted on July 23, 2015
Animals, Body parts, California, Family, Family ties, Kids, Parenting, Stores

Family