Will Strawberry Shortcake Never Learn?

Old woman to daughter: And now she's got no money cause she blew it all on muffins.

Supermarket
Sydney

Overheard by: Anny

Posted on August 14, 2009
Australia, Family, Food, Moms, Money, Old folks, Stores

These Cardboard Cut-Outs Were a Great Idea!

Grandma, with camera, to grandson (on Father's Day): Jordan! Go pose over there next to dad, dad, and daddy.

Macaroni Grill
Orlando, Florida

Overheard by: SoConfused

Posted on July 26, 2009
Family, Family ties, Florida, Parenting, Restaurants

Judging from What I've Seen on YouTube

Teen daughter: Mom, what does an orgasm feel like?
Mom, looking at older daughter: Ask your sister, she'd probably know better than I would.

Portland, Oregon

Posted on July 21, 2009
Comebacks, Compare and contrast, Family, Family ties, Moms, Oregon, Orgasm, Parenting, Questions, Siblings, Teens, Words

…Badly

Teenage boy, pointing at his dad: Kill him!
Mom: I can't do that! He just got his hair cut!

Dagenham
Essex
England

Overheard by: Anthony Mercer

Posted on July 7, 2009
Dads, England, Family, Family ties, Hair, Moms, Murder, Teens

If I Wanted to Read Subtitles I'd Get a Book!

Daughter at video store: What about this one, mom?
Mom: You pick crap! I'm getting you an animated movie!

Rodanthe, North Carolina

Posted on June 23, 2009
Family, Family ties, Insults, Moms, Movies, North Carolina, Parenting, Questions

Jerry Springer Expands to Foreign Markets.

Mother to teen son: Your hair needs a cut.
Teen son: Your face needs a cut.
Dad: Your face needs a punch!

Ebdentown
New Zealand

Overheard by: Schmitty

Posted on June 8, 2009
Body parts, Compare and contrast, Dads, Default, Family, Guys, Hair, Moms, New Zealand, Offers and requests, Teens, Violence

Do You….Want A Hug Now?

Glamorous blonde mother, curiously: Did I pay you enough attention as a child?
Dark haired alternative daughter: Um…how do you mean?
Glamorous blonde mother: Did I not hug you enough?
Daughter: Why?
Glamorous blonde mother: Well, you're not…well…not very mainstream are you?
Daughter, in shock: Well, if there's anything wrong with me, it's your fault, isn't it!

Liverpool
England

Posted on May 30, 2009
Default, England, Family, Family ties, Girls, Kids, Moms, Questions, Women

Nothing Says Spring Like the Scent Of Ice Cream and Urine

Small boy with ice cream cone, trying to get mom's attention: I peed my pants! I peed my pants! Mommy, listen to me, I peed my pants!
Mom, deadpan: I bet that's real uncomfortable for you.
Dad to son: When we get home we are just gonna have to hose you down.
Son to dad: Oh yeah, make me lay on the yard and then spray the hose on me, and on my penis, and down my pants on my penis!
Boy's brother, from minivan: Ew! You can spell the pee!

Bucks County, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: free birth control

Posted on May 28, 2009
Clothes, Dads, Default, Family, Family ties, Guys, Kids, Moms, Pee, Penis, Pennsylvania, Women

At Least 30% Of Him Is, Anyway.

Five-year-old: Is Michael Jackson real?
Teenage sister, exasperatedly: Yes! How many times do we have to have this conversation?!

Margate, New Jersey

Overheard by: Chris S.

Posted on May 14, 2009
About celebrities, Default, Family, Girls, Kids, New Jersey, Questions, Teens

In Her Fifties, Mom's Censor Went Out on Strike

50-something mom: It was the first time I've ever heard Brian* call uncle Ned* a prick!
20-something son: Mom!
50-something mom: I don't even know what that is, a prick.
20-something son: Don't worry about it.
50-something mom: Well, Brian's right. Ned is a prick, whatever that is.

Woodbridge, Virginia

Overheard by: Cols

Posted on September 12, 2008
Default, Family, Family ties, Guys, Insults, Moms, Virginia, Words

Family