Gas station worker #1, pointing to arm: … And right here is where I got stabbed.
Gas station worker #2: No way! That’s the exact same place I got stabbed! Same arm, too!
Pittsford, New York
Overheard by: Rook
Gas station worker #1, pointing to arm: … And right here is where I got stabbed.
Gas station worker #2: No way! That’s the exact same place I got stabbed! Same arm, too!
Pittsford, New York
Overheard by: Rook
Chick: I’m not the one who decided to take her to a gay strip club. I just participated in it. I’m not taking responsibility.
Garden State Plaza, New Jersey
Freshman chick #1: It’s like, I came home and, like, three months had passed for me, but, like, not for everyone else.
Freshman chick #2: Yeah, my bed is too short now.
Denver International Airport
Denver, Colorado
Overheard by: lith
Party-goer: She is the only person I know who has a favorite appliance!
Moroccan restaurant
Seattle, Washington
Crunchy hippie: We were on the way to the bee colony to harvest some honey, but then I thought, Dude! It’s time for a drum circle.
House of Musical Traditions
Takoma Park, Maryland
Girl, about sister’s boyfriends: That was Bob* — he wanted to marry her.
Guy: Bob was kinda creepy.
Girl: Bob was not creepy! He had a job.
Guy: If that’s your only qualification for ‘not creepy’–
Girl: –He just faked his own death. But he got it out of his system — he won’t do it again.
DMV
Virginia
Overheard by: much less bored now
Carpool driver, noticing woman at bus stop: She has art between her legs.
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2007/06/line-color-texture-shape-form-space-and.html
Overheard by: b!X
Drunken bimbette: First of all, Francesca feels really bad about taking my dad’s money when he was in a coma…
Sinbad’s
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: another margarita, please!
Creepster: … And that’s why all the women in Paris wanted to stroke my head.
Koko
York
UK
Overheard by: Laura
Rollerblading guy #1: … And that’s when I’ll finally know that I’m successful… When I’m sitting on my throne of skulls.
Rollerblading guy #2: Uhhh… Sure, man.
Church and Shuter Streets
Toronto
Canadia
