Midget girl: So, I’m trying to talk to him, but he wouldn’t stop checking out my body, and I’m like, ‘Hello! My eyes are down here.’
San Francisco State University
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: Ottsel
Midget girl: So, I’m trying to talk to him, but he wouldn’t stop checking out my body, and I’m like, ‘Hello! My eyes are down here.’
San Francisco State University
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: Ottsel
Five-year-old boy: If Mommy has another baby, I’m not gonna be by it. It will just crawl around the house and suck milk from Mommy’s nibbles. And she won’t wear a bra!
Eight-year-old boy: If you like bras so much, maybe we should get you one.
Five-year-old boy: Yeah! I would use it for my butt cheeks, so when I sit down it would be nice and soft!
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/06/yeah_i_dont_know_either.html
Overheard by: chaska
Frat boy: So, last night I had a dream, and I was eating pussy. Of course, it was a caramelized pussy…
Goshen, Connecticut
Overheard by: sweet and sour
Normal student: So, it looks like the five of us will go in the Honda Civic. The back seat will be a bit tight.
Skinny student: I’ll sit back there. I’m used to being packed in the back.
College dining hall
Georgia
Overheard by: Still remember
Drunk man on cell, poolside: Bro, there are like four hot chicks down here in bikinis, and they’re wasted! It’s like a movie or something!
Houston, Texas
Guy on cell: Well, last night I had food poisoning, and today I had beans, so this could get interesting.
Denver Airport
Denver, Colorado
Overheard by: Glad I didn’t sit near him
Chick #1: I mean, just ’cause I do it doesn’t mean I do it fast.
Chick #2: Yeah! Like, I used to date my Chemistry TA.
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/11/halloween-mania-part-2.html
Overheard by: hearing aid
Girl: … And so everyday I was like, ‘I just want some of that big sausage!’
University of Ottawa
Ottawa, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: Lizzie
Lady on cell: The biggest story of the year is going to be about Raven. That whore! I know! The whore is in town. Cheap slut, USA… No, honey, you can’t have ice cream for dinner.
Reston, Virginia
Overheard by: wait.. my name is raven
