Guy on cell: So yeah, I broke it off with her… Well, she has a thing for feet, and I have a thing about feet, so it just wasn’t going to work.
http://community.livejournal.com/overheardinmelb/145427.html
Guy on cell: So yeah, I broke it off with her… Well, she has a thing for feet, and I have a thing about feet, so it just wasn’t going to work.
http://community.livejournal.com/overheardinmelb/145427.html
Queer: … And I was like, ‘Honey, it’s not like I have a subscription to Town and Country to look at the dresses!’
Baltimore, Maryland
Overheard by: widget
Dude to friends: He was a fiend, I tell you! He’s a fiend in woman’s form.
University of Liverpool
United Kingdom
Dude: Overall, it was a good weekend… My knees, ass and thumb hurt.
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2007/04/gotcha.html
Overheard by: clickmehard
Hardhat telling story in falsetto voice: Leave me alone! I have a million things on my mind! [Switching to own voice] I’m like, ‘We haven’t had sex in weeks!’
Boston, Massachusetts
Bimbette: I don’t know… I just feel something swimming around inside of me!
http://overheardatlc.blogspot.com/2007/06/its-spitting-image.html
Little boy to parents: Nuh-uhhh! I only got thrown up on that one time!
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/04/youre_still_young.html
Overheard by: alexis
Girl to another: She pulls the virgin card all the time, but she's such a slut.
North Dakota State University
Overheard by: Chelsea
Woman #1: I fell down the stairs yesterday.
Woman #2: Oh my god! Me, too! What happened?
Woman #1: I don’t know. I just fell.
Woman #2: I guess I’m a little better than you — a possum was chasing me.
Target
Virginia
50-something woman to friend: She's got a phenomenal voice–when she sings, it's like she has gills instead of lungs.
http://www.violaraptor.co.uk/2007/12/quotebook-2007/
Overheard by: Raptor
