Woman #1: Motherfucker knew I was wearin’ a thong.
Woman #2: Mmm-hmmm.
Woman #1: Motherfucker knew my booty was shakin’.
Woman #2: Mmm-hmmm.
Woman #1: Motherfucker did nothin’.
The Loop
St. Louis, Missouri
Woman #1: Motherfucker knew I was wearin’ a thong.
Woman #2: Mmm-hmmm.
Woman #1: Motherfucker knew my booty was shakin’.
Woman #2: Mmm-hmmm.
Woman #1: Motherfucker did nothin’.
The Loop
St. Louis, Missouri
Chick on cell: So there’s, like, a 10 percent chance I might get eaten by a cougar… if I do tell my boyfriend I fucked his brother.
Virgin Festival
Vancouver
Canadia
Overheard by: T-T-T- Taylor
Queer on cell: I think I broke my nail inside your asshole.
Augusta
São Paulo
Brazil
Drunk guy: Yes, and this is while he was having sex and eating at the same time!
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/04/we_all_know_how_that_turns_out.html
Overheard by: moogs
Chick: Is she a good actress?
Dude: Well, she gives good blowjobs.
Café Pequeno
São Paulo
Brazil
Girl #1 at sink: You know, Nicole is bringing a guy here tonight.
Girl #2, shocked: Shut up!
Girl #1: Yeah, his name is Aaron, and he likes high-fives.
Women’s room, Philly Roller Derby
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Miss Carrie
Girl: I got into the international university in Bremen, but they didn’t give me any scholarship money because I’m not Ethiopian and I eat dinner every night.
Washington, DC
Black lady #1: So I said, ‘What are you gonna do, hit me?’
Black lady #2: Mmm-hm.
Black lady #1: Then he really started to trip…
Black lady #2: Mmm.
Black lady #1: That’s when I looked him right in the eye and I said, ‘One of us is gonna die tonight.’
Joliet Mall
Joliet, Illinois
Chick #1: I’m glad we’re not dating anymore. He was tiring. He thought he was such a Don Juan, and I would have to pretend to be charmed by what he said.
Chick #2: Like, how do you mean?
Chick #1: Well, I told him that I thought sex should be special, and he comes back with the line, ‘Every day is special with you, Olivia*.’ I wanted to laugh in his face, but instead I was like, ‘Oh, that’s so sweet!’
Georgetown University
Washington, DC
Overheard by: they’re smarter than I thought
Hoochie: That’s why I made my New Year’s resolution not to vomit so much when I’m drunk. Now I do it when I’m sober.
University of Central Florida
Orlando, Florida
Overheard by: Petty
