Italian professor: Once, I put an octopus into a boy’s underwear.
http://community.livejournal.com/overheardatbu/43277.html
Italian professor: Once, I put an octopus into a boy’s underwear.
http://community.livejournal.com/overheardatbu/43277.html
Blonde: I’m only dumb on the outside!
Upper Hutt
New Zealand
Overheard by: Sarah
Hot chick: That’s the dude that was in my oven at three a.m.!
NJ Transit station
New Jersey
Lady on cell: This week was absolute hell. Yeah, I was with seven nuns all week.
Adult Education Center
Cambridge, Massachusetts
Student: She was more of a leisure crackhead than a street crackhead.
York University
Toronto, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: there’s a difference?
Middle-aged guy on ski lift to lady: … So I’m at work, and the new 18-something marketing intern comes up to me and basically directly propositions me for sex. Now, since I have that restraining order my wife got against me and I’m done dealing with that assault conviction, I didn’t think it was going to be a bad idea. My wife won’t come over and my probation officer calls the same time every day…
Crystal Mountain ski area
Washington
Overheard by: should have waited for the next chair
Woman on cell: So, wait, let me get this right: you’re saying that he wrote a book about his boat and then mailed it to himself at the wrong address?
Marathon, Florida
Overheard by: Chey
Woman #1: Motherfucker knew I was wearin’ a thong.
Woman #2: Mmm-hmmm.
Woman #1: Motherfucker knew my booty was shakin’.
Woman #2: Mmm-hmmm.
Woman #1: Motherfucker did nothin’.
The Loop
St. Louis, Missouri
Chick on cell: So there’s, like, a 10 percent chance I might get eaten by a cougar… if I do tell my boyfriend I fucked his brother.
Virgin Festival
Vancouver
Canadia
Overheard by: T-T-T- Taylor
Queer on cell: I think I broke my nail inside your asshole.
Augusta
São Paulo
Brazil
