Lesbian: … So then she freaked out and her vagina got so tight it bruised my finger.
Queer pal: See? More proof that vaginas can’t be trusted.
Border’s
Sacramento, California
Overheard by: Protogarrett
Lesbian: … So then she freaked out and her vagina got so tight it bruised my finger.
Queer pal: See? More proof that vaginas can’t be trusted.
Border’s
Sacramento, California
Overheard by: Protogarrett
Man: So, like, an hour later I found them — finally — dancing around in a little circle for some drunk guy!
Rundle Street
Adelaide
South Australia
Overheard by: Jimmy Bean
Girl #1: Oh my god, so remember how Ben stopped talking to me and I was pissed but now I’m totally over it and whatever? Well, it turns out that what I didn’t know was that his mother was dying and he was held up at knife point for like 20 minutes and was going through post-traumatic stress… And then I went home for reading week and didn’t call him because I thought he wasn’t talking to me, and that was apparently, like, the straw that broke the camel’s back — like, he really needed me and I wasn’t there for him or something.
Girl #2: Wow. It’s like, ‘Thanks for making me feel like a total bitch.’
Girl #1: I know!
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/03/12/this-is-worse-than-that-time-he-couldnt-make-it-on-my-birthday-because-those-aliens-kidnapped-him/
Italian professor: Once, I put an octopus into a boy’s underwear.
http://community.livejournal.com/overheardatbu/43277.html
Blonde: I’m only dumb on the outside!
Upper Hutt
New Zealand
Overheard by: Sarah
Hot chick: That’s the dude that was in my oven at three a.m.!
NJ Transit station
New Jersey
Lady on cell: This week was absolute hell. Yeah, I was with seven nuns all week.
Adult Education Center
Cambridge, Massachusetts
Student: She was more of a leisure crackhead than a street crackhead.
York University
Toronto, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: there’s a difference?
Middle-aged guy on ski lift to lady: … So I’m at work, and the new 18-something marketing intern comes up to me and basically directly propositions me for sex. Now, since I have that restraining order my wife got against me and I’m done dealing with that assault conviction, I didn’t think it was going to be a bad idea. My wife won’t come over and my probation officer calls the same time every day…
Crystal Mountain ski area
Washington
Overheard by: should have waited for the next chair
Woman on cell: So, wait, let me get this right: you’re saying that he wrote a book about his boat and then mailed it to himself at the wrong address?
Marathon, Florida
Overheard by: Chey
