Lady #1: Oooh… These cups are so cute!
Lady #2: Did you notice they have them set out on the drive-through window? Very smart. All the husbands who forgot to buy presents for their wives will be bringing home Starbucks mugs today.
Lady #1: After 21 years of marriage, I buy my own gifts.
http://www.overheardinvancouver.ca/
Overheard by: erin
Loud woman to friend: So, I’m seeing all these people with waistband numbers in the triple digits, and I wonder how they stay in such a shape, y’know?
Norwood, Massachusetts
Woman #1: So, how’s it going with you and Dave?
Woman #2: Good! He told me that he loved me!
Woman #1: Really?
Woman #2: Well, yeah, but I’m not looking too far into it because he said it when I had his entire dick in my mouth.
Tim Horton’s
Buffalo, New York
Lady #1: I tell you what, I just love that Kelly Ripa.
Lady #2: Oh my god, I know! She’s so tiny!
Lady #1: And tan! She must work out every day!
Lady #2: No, she probably just pukes.
Austin, Texas
Middle aged woman to another: It’s not the hot flashes that are so bad… It’s the depression.
BeauJo’s
Ft. Collins, Colorado
Overheard by: always listening
Lady to another: I can’t believe it! He’s actually getting married! I mean, now he’ll have to do normal things like eat and bathe.
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/06/id_like_men_to_master_those_ta.html
Lady in coffee shop: So then he went to the Parkinson's Society conference and served soup.
Vancouver
Canadia
Woman #1: Yeah, well, she’s really not friends with him anymore. You know, since he held that knife up to her throat?
Woman #2: Yeah.
Thorold, Ontario
Canadia
Woman #1: Motherfucker knew I was wearin’ a thong.
Woman #2: Mmm-hmmm.
Woman #1: Motherfucker knew my booty was shakin’.
Woman #2: Mmm-hmmm.
Woman #1: Motherfucker did nothin’.
The Loop
St. Louis, Missouri
Lady who lunches to friend: He's very smart, but he's not ruthless.
Westport, Connecticut
