So Maybe a Woman President Would Be Okay

Lunching ladies to man nearby: Well, we’re not crazy, and we have vaginas.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2007/06/next-on-view.html

Overheard by: paul

Posted on October 31, 2016
Ladies who lunch, Overheard in PDX, Vagina

I’m Saving My Mouth for Marriage

Middle-aged woman to friend: I will text the shit out of your ass, but I will not leave you a voicemail!

The Premiere Grill
Valparaiso, Indiana

Posted on November 24, 2015
Indiana, Ladies who lunch, Restaurants, Texting

Oh, Great. Another Starbucks Mug

Lady #1: Oooh… These cups are so cute!
Lady #2: Did you notice they have them set out on the drive-through window? Very smart. All the husbands who forgot to buy presents for their wives will be bringing home Starbucks mugs today.
Lady #1: After 21 years of marriage, I buy my own gifts.

http://www.overheardinvancouver.ca/

Overheard by: erin

Posted on August 8, 2015
Ladies who lunch, Overheard in Vancouver, Relationships

They Pretty Much Assume the Shape of Whatever They Sit or Lie on

Loud woman to friend: So, I’m seeing all these people with waistband numbers in the triple digits, and I wonder how they stay in such a shape, y’know?

Norwood, Massachusetts

Posted on August 1, 2015
Diet & weight, Ladies who lunch, Massachusetts

I’m Pretty Sure That’s the Way to a Man’s Heart

Woman #1: So, how’s it going with you and Dave?
Woman #2: Good! He told me that he loved me!
Woman #1: Really?
Woman #2: Well, yeah, but I’m not looking too far into it because he said it when I had his entire dick in my mouth.

Tim Horton’s
Buffalo, New York

Posted on July 12, 2015
BJs, Ladies who lunch, New York

I Would So Hold Her Hair

Lady #1: I tell you what, I just love that Kelly Ripa.
Lady #2: Oh my god, I know! She’s so tiny!
Lady #1: And tan! She must work out every day!
Lady #2: No, she probably just pukes.

Austin, Texas

Posted on July 6, 2015
Gossip, Health & Hygiene, Ladies who lunch, Texas

It’s No Country for Old Women, Either

Middle aged woman to another: It’s not the hot flashes that are so bad… It’s the depression.

BeauJo’s
Ft. Collins, Colorado

Overheard by: always listening

Posted on June 21, 2015
Age and ageing, Colorado, Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Friends, Happiness, Ladies who lunch, Mental illnesses, Restaurants, Women

Don’t Try to Change Me, Baby

Lady to another: I can’t believe it! He’s actually getting married! I mean, now he’ll have to do normal things like eat and bathe.

http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/06/id_like_men_to_master_those_ta.html

Posted on June 13, 2015
Bathing, Gossip, Ladies who lunch, Overheard in Minneapolis

Randomly, but Still

Lady in coffee shop: So then he went to the Parkinson's Society conference and served soup.

Vancouver
Canadia

Posted on December 4, 2014
Canadia, Food, Gossip, Ladies who lunch, Maladies, Weirdness

What a Judgmental Bitch

Woman #1: Yeah, well, she’s really not friends with him anymore. You know, since he held that knife up to her throat?
Woman #2: Yeah.

Thorold, Ontario
Canadia

Posted on November 30, 2014
Canadia, Gossip, Ladies who lunch

Ladies who lunch