Names

Later the Cafeteria Staff Served Us Pasta Boobies

Random freshman: And then this junior girl came up to me and was like, “look at this penis on my locker…his name is Napoleon.”

Lakeland Regional High School
Wanaque, New Jersey

Overheard by: kristina

Posted on October 28, 2008
Default, Guys, History, Names, New Jersey, Penis, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Students

Some Sorority Initiation Names Are Nicer Than Others

Bible thumper pointing at chick: You're the master baiter!

University Quad
Illinois State

Overheard by: a fellow masterbater

Posted on October 8, 2008
Colleges & Universities, Default, Illinois, Names, Religion, Religious fanatics, Weirdness

Prepare to Fly Away, White Crane Brain

Explosive, neurotic 20-something to friend: Say your prayers, mantis pants!

Vancouver, BC
Canadia

Posted on September 30, 2008
Canadia, Default, Friends, Insects, Names, Religion

I Knew I Shouldn't Have Dragged You to That Bathhouse

Little boy (jumping off fire truck on a giant spring): Let's go to wienerland!

Miami, Florida

Posted on September 12, 2008
Default, Florida, Guys, Kids, Names, Sexuality