In Fact, They Probably Prefer It.

Chick in hoodie: I think they prefer to be called “little people.”
Preppy guy: When you're hiring them for a sex act I'm pretty sure it's okay to call them midgets.

Landmark Diner
Port Washington, New York

Overheard by: Hunter (aka

Posted on November 21, 2022
Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Guys, Names, New York, Restaurants, Sex, Students

Somebody's Husband Wasn't Properly Fed and Watered

Hipster girl to friend: I heard the most offensive thing in Crate & Barrel!

San Francisco, California

Posted on October 13, 2022
Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Hipsters, Names, San Francisco, Sensory experiences

We Smell the Plot Of a New Indiana Jones Movie!

Mini-skirt girl: Her name is Pearl, so she's either an 80-year-old white lady from Connecticut…
Suit: Or an 18-year-old, French-speaking lieutenant in an Asian motorcycle gang.
Mini-skirt girl: Yours is weirdly specific.

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Overheard by: Agreed

Posted on October 12, 2022
Age and ageing, Compare and contrast, Connecticut, Girls, Names, Suits, Weirdness

From Then On, Whenever Sally Did Naughty Things, She Blamed Baby Jesus

Grocery store bagger (handing stuffed cat to little girl): So, what are you going to name your new kitty?
Little girl: Baby Jesus!

California

Posted on October 9, 2022
Animals, California, Customers, Default, Employees, Jesus, Kids, Names, Shopping, Stores

So Another Good Thing Is, I'm Resourceful

Friend #1: We should all say something about ourselves. One thing good and one thing bad.
Friend #2: What about you?
Friend #1: Well, I have a good sense of humor. And I guess something bad would be that the other day, I slept with some person because I didn't have a place to stay, but in the morning, I'd forgotten his name…so when he went out his room I had to search through it to find some kind of identity card of his so I could pretend I knew it all along. His name was Richard.

Pub
London Bridge
England

Posted on October 5, 2022
Bars & Clubs, Compare and contrast, Default, England, Friends, Names, Questions, Sex

The One You Held Hands with During Our Slumber Party

Fratboy wannabe #1, entering coffee shop, to friend: Dude, I was just attacked by Wes.
Fratboy wannabe #2: Who's Wes? Do I know Wes?
Fratboy wannabe #1: Yeah, yeah. Big guy, lives in our dorm.
Fratboy wannabe #2: The one I gave a hug to last night?
Fratboy wannabe #1: I don't know. I can't keep up.

Golden Roast
Knoxville, Tennessee

Overheard by: Creeped-out Cara