So Another Good Thing Is, I'm Resourceful

Friend #1: We should all say something about ourselves. One thing good and one thing bad.
Friend #2: What about you?
Friend #1: Well, I have a good sense of humor. And I guess something bad would be that the other day, I slept with some person because I didn't have a place to stay, but in the morning, I'd forgotten his name…so when he went out his room I had to search through it to find some kind of identity card of his so I could pretend I knew it all along. His name was Richard.

Pub
London Bridge
England

Posted on October 5, 2022
Bars & Clubs, Compare and contrast, Default, England, Friends, Names, Questions, Sex

The One You Held Hands with During Our Slumber Party

Fratboy wannabe #1, entering coffee shop, to friend: Dude, I was just attacked by Wes.
Fratboy wannabe #2: Who's Wes? Do I know Wes?
Fratboy wannabe #1: Yeah, yeah. Big guy, lives in our dorm.
Fratboy wannabe #2: The one I gave a hug to last night?
Fratboy wannabe #1: I don't know. I can't keep up.

Golden Roast
Knoxville, Tennessee

Overheard by: Creeped-out Cara

Posted on October 3, 2022
Default, Frat boy types, Guys, Memory lane, Names, Questions, Restaurants, Students, Tennessee, Weirdness

I May Have Fugeed Myself

Excited hipster guy on cell: Dude, you just missed Wyclef Jean! He was fucking awesome! He dry-humped me and everything!

Voodoo Music Fest
New Orleans, Louisiana

Overheard by: Eliza

Posted on September 5, 2022
About celebrities, Default, Guys, Happiness, Hipsters, Louisiana, Names, Sex

That’s Too Bad, He Was Such a Great Guy

Jock: Wait… Are you talking about Kim? I thought she was dating that guy.
Bimbette: Oh, you mean Fuck-face?
Jock: Yeah.
Bimbette: No, that’s over.

Auburn University
Auburn, Alabama

Posted on September 4, 2022
Alabama, Bimbettes, Colleges & Universities, Gossip, Jocks, Names

She's Wrong

Teen girl to friend: She doesn't even know what she wants! She just likes to text Scott because it makes her feel pretty.

Forever 21
King of Prussia, Pennsylvania

Posted on August 29, 2022
Default, Feelings, Girls, Names, Pennsylvania, Teens, Texting

She's Very Victor/Victoria

Friend #1: Now all we need is a transvestite cop.
Friend #2: Don't worry, we have Katie!

Los Angeles, California

Posted on August 28, 2022
California, Default, Friends, Jobs & Careers, Names, Sexuality, Weirdness

If “Swaziland” Is Already Taken

Girl, looking at bag of coffee: Tan-zay-nee-uh. Hey, I didn't know that was a country!
(friends laugh)
Girl: That's a pretty name, I'm going to name my daughter that!

Starbucks
Manhattan, New York

Posted on July 10, 2022
Bars & Clubs, Geography, Girls, Names, New York, Stupidity

Try Not to Taste or Touch Them, Okay?

Automated train station announcement: Castro street station.
Excited little girl: Yay! Castro!
Bystander: The dictator or the district?
Excited little girl thinks for a second: The rainbows!

Castro Street Station
San Francisco, California

Overheard by: Dawn

Posted on June 13, 2022
Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Kids, Names, Politics, Public transportation, San Francisco, Weirdness, Words

My Parents Are So Proud.

Customer to cashier: I love that name, “Sierra.” My parents were going to name me Sierra Dawn if I was a girl, because they really wanted their last child to finally be a girl. But I wasn't. Now I use Sierra as my drag name.

West Hollywood, California

Posted on June 11, 2022
California, Customers, Default, Feelings, Kids, Names, Sexuality

And As Ghetto As Anyone Gets in Toronto

Man: … With my wife.
Woman: Oh, you’re married?
Man: Yeah, and I have a four-month-old baby girl.
Woman: What’s her name?
Man: Widget.
Woman: Oh, that’s cute.

Subway
Toronto, Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: Nick B

Posted on June 6, 2022
Canadia, Names, Strangers

Names