Brenda's Expecting a Wee One

Girl sitting at desk: I've got to pee. I've got to pee. Urine needs to come out of my uterus.

Dayton, Ohio

Overheard by: LC

Posted on October 20, 2008
Body parts, Default, Girls, Ohio, Pee, Stupidity

How Yoga Began

Teen girl: I think I'm going to lie on my bed in a butterfly position.
Friend: Oh, to air out your STD?

Cleveland Heights, Ohio

Overheard by: evanescent

Posted on October 16, 2008
Friends, Girls, Ohio, Questions, STDs, Teens

People With No Boundaries Aren't Quite Sure When They're Having Sex

Girl in stall (yelling on cell): Oh, my god. Do you really have herpes? That's contagious, right? Should I get tested?
(flush of toilet)
Friend's voice on speakerphone: Am I on speakerphone in the bathroom?
Girl in stall: Yeah, I'm just peeing. So should I get tested?
Friend: I'm not talking about this on speakerphone.
Girl in stall: Okay, it's off… Oh, so you can only get herpes through sex?

Public Bathroom
Kent State University, Ohio

Overheard by: Laureen

Posted on September 9, 2008
Colleges & Universities, Default, Etiquette, Friends, Girls, Ohio, On the phone, Pee, Questions, Restroom, Sexuality, STDs

Later, They'd Collaborate on a Paper About the Post-Structural Significance of the Poorly-Constructed Leopard-Print Tanktop

Middle-aged woman to friend, exiting Forever 21: Well, that was a foray into a subculture we're not familiar with.

Kenwood Mall
Cincinnati, Ohio

Overheard by: Lisa

Posted on September 9, 2008
Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Friends, Malls, Ohio, Women

Does Your Dad Own a Cow Parts Store, or Something?

Girl looking at a picture of someone milking a cow: Oh my god, look at the size of the testicles on this cow!
Embarrassed friend: Um, that's its udder.

Ohio State University

Posted on August 23, 2008
Animals, Body parts, Colleges & Universities, Default, Friends, Girls, Ohio, Stupidity