Tonight's Movie: Eyes Wide Shut

Middle aged, balding psych professor disproving “empty nest” theory: Now, when you leave the house your parents are free to run around the house naked, and fuck on the kitchen table! (pauses) Your parents like to have sex!

Psychology Class, Youngstown State University
Ohio

Overheard by: Carmen

Posted on November 24, 2008
Class, Default, Education, Family ties, Feelings, Ohio, Sex, Teachers, Weirdness

Mom's Still Upset About That Explosion in My Room

Girl to friend: You know, I think your house is the best place to keep the meth at room temperature.

Sheffield, Ohio

Overheard by: Julian

Posted on November 10, 2008
Default, Drugs, Friends, Girls, Ohio

In Every Job That Must Be Done, There Is an Element of Fun

Gay male flight attendant: If you'll be requiring wheelchair assistance when we get to Cleveland, please remain seated. Because, if you stand up, we'll assume you've been healed by the Holy Spirit and no longer need our help.
Passengers: (laughter)
Flight attendant: And please keep your seatbelts fastened until we've reached the gate and come to a complete stop.
(man in front row unbuckles his belt)
Flight attendant: Stop it, cheater!

Southwest Airlines Flight
Cleveland, Ohio

Overheard by: Erica

Posted on October 23, 2008
Airports & flights, Default, Flight attendants, God, Offers and requests, Ohio, Public transportation, Queers

Brenda's Expecting a Wee One

Girl sitting at desk: I've got to pee. I've got to pee. Urine needs to come out of my uterus.

Dayton, Ohio

Overheard by: LC

Posted on October 20, 2008
Body parts, Default, Girls, Ohio, Pee, Stupidity

How Yoga Began

Teen girl: I think I'm going to lie on my bed in a butterfly position.
Friend: Oh, to air out your STD?

Cleveland Heights, Ohio

Overheard by: evanescent

Posted on October 16, 2008
Friends, Girls, Ohio, Questions, STDs, Teens