Sonic’s Too Spiky

Dork #1: Yeah, but Super Mario had the princess…
Dork #2: I’d rather fuck the squirrel [in Sonic] than that square-ass bitch!

http://overheardinumcp.blogspot.com/2006/09/segas-sonic-vs.html

Overheard by: thomas

And Now That I Know I Can, I’m Adding It to My Routine

Girl: Why would you ever kick a squirrel?
Guy: I wanted to see if I could do it.

http://overheardinumcp.blogspot.com/2006/10/they-have-feelings-too-you-know-girl.html

Overheard by: alyssa

Guy: Egg salad is a dish best served cold.

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Overheard by: alyssa

Guy at ID counter: I’m sorry. Don’t shoot the messenger.
Old lady: I’d rather shoot the police…

http://overheardinumcp.blogspot.com/2006/10/uhhh.html

Overheard by: tom

Guy: It would be like The Hills Have Eyes, except with Koreans.

http://overheardinumcp.blogspot.com/2006/10/bizarre-twist-on-horror-classic-guy-it.html

Overheard by: alyssa

Girl: Isn’t that called ‘sodomy’? Or is that when you shit on someone?

http://overheardinumcp.blogspot.com/2006/09/arent-they-one-and-same-girl-isnt-that.html

Overheard by: tracey