Preppies

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Preppy guy #1: “Pangaea,” like the continent?
Preppy guy #2: Yeah, my sister just had a face lift.

Wal-Mart
Austin, Texas

Overheard by: Rev Loon

Posted on November 24, 2008
Beauty, Default, Family ties, Geography, Guys, Preppies, Questions, Stores, Texas, Weirdness, Words

But I Can't Afford the Membership Fee

Preppy chick: I didn't see you in class today. Where were you?
Guy: I was having sex in the bathroom.
Preppy chick: Oh, I want to try that.

Florida

Posted on November 14, 2008
Default, Girls, Guys, Preppies, Questions, Sex, Wishes

His Hair Desperately Needed Product

Really preppy girl to preppy friends: Like, Jesus had problems too!

Ithaca, New York

Overheard by: Ananda

Posted on September 5, 2008
Default, Feelings, Friends, Girls, Jesus, New York, Preppies

Which Is Why My Boyfriend’s Here at the Doctor’s

Guy: Do you spit or swallow?
Preppy girl: I don’t know. I just chew.

Florida

Posted on July 22, 2008
BJs, Default, Florida, Girls, Guys, Preppies, Questions, Stupidity