Shopping

Girl #1: It's just that I feel like Amazon is judging me.
Girl #2: Why?
Girl #1: I bought one gay erotica book and now it wants me to buy Japanese porn.

Starbucks
Ukiah, California

Suit to other: Then he kept trying to sell me this little boy for a dollar…

Taco Bell
Colorado Springs, Colorado

Overheard by: Brandon

Cashier (handing over receipt): Would you like this?
Customer: No, they make babies in my purse…

David’s Supermarket
Whitney, Texas