Shopping

You Sure You Need a Rocket Launcher?

White trash guy to wife at gun counter: I don't know, honey, that might be too big to conceal.

Academy Sports
Plano, Texas

Overheard by: We're not in Michigan Anymore

Posted on September 1, 2008
Advice, Default, Guys, Shopping, Stores, Stupidity, Texas, Violence

This Christening Is Going to Rock

Girl to friend: I mean, they have everything. I don't need anything… they have gold, knives, drugs…
Friend: (nods in agreement)

Shopper's Drug Mart
Toronto
Canadia

Posted on August 25, 2008
Canadia, Default, Drugs, Friends, Girls, Shopping, Weirdness

…And Season One Little House on the Prairie

Girl #1: It's just that I feel like Amazon is judging me.
Girl #2: Why?
Girl #1: I bought one gay erotica book and now it wants me to buy Japanese porn.

Starbucks
Ukiah, California

Posted on August 4, 2008
Bars & Clubs, Books, California, Default, Feelings, Girls, Internet, Pop culture, Porn, Sexuality, Shopping