Shopping

I'm So Glad You Confided in Me

Frumpy middle aged woman: Excuse me, who can I talk to if I'm interested in purchasing a piece of furniture?
Employee: That would be me. How can I help you?
Frumpy middle aged woman: I'm interesting in purchasing a piece of furniture.

Furniture Store
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Posted on September 20, 2008
Customers, Default, Employees, Offers and requests, Pennsylvania, Shopping, Stores, Women, Words

You Sure You Need a Rocket Launcher?

White trash guy to wife at gun counter: I don't know, honey, that might be too big to conceal.

Academy Sports
Plano, Texas

Overheard by: We're not in Michigan Anymore

Posted on September 1, 2008
Advice, Default, Guys, Shopping, Stores, Stupidity, Texas, Violence

This Christening Is Going to Rock

Girl to friend: I mean, they have everything. I don't need anything… they have gold, knives, drugs…
Friend: (nods in agreement)

Shopper's Drug Mart
Toronto
Canadia

Posted on August 25, 2008
Canadia, Default, Drugs, Friends, Girls, Shopping, Weirdness