NewsFlash: Teen Sober. Film at 11.

Sober teen: The mall is, like, all about clothes now.

Towson, Maryland

Overheard by: Sven Johnson

Posted on May 28, 2009
Clothes, Compare and contrast, Default, Maryland, Shopping, Teens

Do You Care If Our DVD Player Is Shaped Like a Schlong?

Man on cell: Yeah. (pause) No, yeah, I'm at Best Buy right now.

Porn Store
Oswego, Illinois

Posted on May 9, 2009
Compare and contrast, Default, Guys, Illinois, Shopping, Stores, Weirdness

The Difference Between the South and the North: Encapsulated

Female #1, seeing adult bookstore: well, that doesn't look like a porn store. It looks classy…like an ammo shop.
Female #2: Like an ammo shop? Classy like an ammo shop?

Egan, Louisiana

Posted on April 16, 2009
Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Louisiana, Porn, Questions, Shopping, Weirdness

I Need That Trunk Space on the Way Back

Middle schoolboy to wimpy friend: I always dump my girlfriends before I come to the mall.

Pleasant Hill, California

Overheard by: sam

Posted on March 31, 2009
California, Default, Guys, Relationships, Sexuality, Shopping, Students

Have You So Little Faith in My Navigational Ability?

Woman to husband, facing large sign saying “Carolina Mall”: Can we get to the mall from here?

Charlotte, North Carolina

Posted on February 6, 2009
Default, North Carolina, Offers and requests, Questions, Shopping, Women

To Avoid Shopping Tantrums, See That Your Husband Is Properly Fed and Watered

Husband trying on sandals: There's too much bullshit. What is all this bullshit on here?
Wife: I don't know…there's a lot of stuff.
Husband: It's too much bullshit. I'm not paying for all this bullshit.

Leesburg Corner Outlet Mall
Leesburg, Virginia

Overheard by: Nat

Posted on January 24, 2009
Couples, Default, Guys, Insults, Malls, Money, Questions, Shopping, Virginia, Women

Tonight on The Don't-Have-to-Wonder-Anymore Years

Kid: Can we go yet? Why are we shopping for luggage here, anyway?
Mom: Because I'm leaving your father.

Department Store
Altamonte Springs, Florida

Overheard by: Voip

Posted on November 8, 2008
Default, Florida, Kids, Moms, Offers and requests, Questions, Relationships, Shopping, Stores, Weirdness

I'm So Glad You Confided in Me

Frumpy middle aged woman: Excuse me, who can I talk to if I'm interested in purchasing a piece of furniture?
Employee: That would be me. How can I help you?
Frumpy middle aged woman: I'm interesting in purchasing a piece of furniture.

Furniture Store
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Posted on September 20, 2008
Customers, Default, Employees, Offers and requests, Pennsylvania, Shopping, Stores, Women, Words

You Sure You Need a Rocket Launcher?

White trash guy to wife at gun counter: I don't know, honey, that might be too big to conceal.

Academy Sports
Plano, Texas

Overheard by: We're not in Michigan Anymore

Posted on September 1, 2008
Advice, Default, Guys, Shopping, Stores, Stupidity, Texas, Violence

This Christening Is Going to Rock

Girl to friend: I mean, they have everything. I don't need anything… they have gold, knives, drugs…
Friend: (nods in agreement)

Shopper's Drug Mart
Toronto
Canadia

Posted on August 25, 2008
Canadia, Default, Drugs, Friends, Girls, Shopping, Weirdness