Smoking

Further Evidence That Missouri Loves Company

Middle aged man power-walking with friend in the park: I wake up, I drink, and I smoke. Then, I go to work, come home, and drink and then smoke. You wanna know why I do this?
Friend: Why?
Middle aged man: I'm fucking depressed, that's why. So I wake up and do it all over again the next day.

Forest Park
St. Louis, Missouri

Posted on July 2, 2009
Drinking & drunks, Friends, Jobs & Careers, Maladies, Missouri, Questions, Smoking

Same with Underaged Hookers

Dude #1: Do you smoke?
Dude #2: No.
Dude #1: You should. It's really cheap here.

Java
Indonesia

Overheard by: not the person who overheard this (whatupM!!! : P)

Posted on May 6, 2009
Advice, Asia, Default, Guys, Money, Questions, Smoking

You've Been Spending Too Much Time with Raspy Aunt Selma

Three-year-old: Pick me up some cigarettes! I need a smoke!
Dad: What did you just say!?

Kansas

Posted on May 5, 2009
Dads, Default, Guys, Kansas, Kids, Offers and requests, Questions, Smoking

Danny DeVito Rehearses for the Next Batman Movie

Waiter in white shirt, black pants and black bow tie (singing): Doot doot doot, penguins walking downtown, doot doot doot, penguins smoking cigarettes…

Spokane, Washington

Posted on December 27, 2008
Animals, Default, Music, Servers, Smoking, Washington

To Re-Apply My Black Lipstick, Silly!

Goth/punk chick smoking a cigarette: Oh shit, you know what I forgot?
Goth/punk guy: That you're killing your unborn baby?

Huron & First
Ann Arbor, Michigan

Overheard by: Melanie

Posted on December 7, 2008
Death & dying, Default, Girls, Goths, Guys, Maladies, Michigan, Pregnancy, Punks, Questions, Smokers, Smoking