Walkie-talkie of student EMT #1: Two-car motor vehicle accident, minor injuries…
Student EMT #2: Dude… How far away is that? We should go… I’m bored.
Student EMT #1: Nah, let’s get some ice cream.
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/12/big-honking-update.html
Overheard by: scott
Social science student: I don’t think of Che Guevara in the political sense. For me he’s only a pop icon.
Pontifícia Universidade Católica de São Paulo
Brazil
Lady to math tutor: I have to call home. I’m not about to take out a loan if he hasn’t used the bathroom yet.
University of Nevada, Las Vegas library
Las Vegas, Nevada
Overheard by: the stonefoxx
Quiet girl: Girls are like, ‘Let’s play house,’ boys are like, ‘Let’s fight each other,’ and you put them together and you get domestic abuse.
Language in Society class
Maryland
Second year law student: I don’t know what I drank last night, but my mouth tastes like a French whore today.
http://overheardinlawschool.blogspot.com/2007/03/you-mean-freedom-whore.html
Female grad student: The Americans with Disabilities Act reminds me of my Barbie dream house!
Grad school
Texas
Overheard by: Bean
Third year law student #1 as assignment is handed back: I got a ‘Good.’
Third year law student #2: I got a ‘Drop out of law school.’
http://overheardinlawschool.blogspot.com/2007/02/legal-writing-destroyer-of-dreams.html
Girl: Why would I tell Professor Turner I’m pregnant? I haven’t even told my parents yet.
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/02/monday-madness.html
Overheard by: bailey
Hippie student: So, did the oil man and thong man work together?
Professor: One could only hope.
Archaeology class
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/03/more-more-more.html
Overheard by: squirrely mcsquirrel
Chick #1: I don’t want to run into anyone I know in here.
Chick #2: Why not?
Chick #1: I don’t want anyone to think I am a business major!
http://www.overheardinchtown.blogspot.com/
