And My Blender Is a Total Mess

Second year law student: I don’t know what I drank last night, but my mouth tastes like a French whore today.

http://overheardinlawschool.blogspot.com/2007/03/you-mean-freedom-whore.html

Posted on December 2, 2013
Drinking & drunks, Overheard in Law School, Students

Which Is Flagrantly Noncompliant

Female grad student: The Americans with Disabilities Act reminds me of my Barbie dream house!

Grad school
Texas

Overheard by: Bean

Posted on November 30, 2013
Memory lane, Students, Texas

… Minus

Third year law student #1 as assignment is handed back: I got a ‘Good.’
Third year law student #2: I got a ‘Drop out of law school.’

http://overheardinlawschool.blogspot.com/2007/02/legal-writing-destroyer-of-dreams.html

Posted on November 30, 2013
Education, Insults, Overheard in Law School, Students

He Has a Right to Know Why Your Water Broke in His Classroom

Girl: Why would I tell Professor Turner I’m pregnant? I haven’t even told my parents yet.

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/02/monday-madness.html

Overheard by: bailey

Posted on November 28, 2013
Overheard at Cornell, Pregnancy, Students

I Think I Can Dig Up Some Gay Porn to Support That Thesis

Hippie student: So, did the oil man and thong man work together?
Professor: One could only hope.

Archaeology class
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/03/more-more-more.html

Overheard by: squirrely mcsquirrel

Posted on November 28, 2013
Class, Education, Hippies, Overheard at Cornell, Students, Teachers

A Slutty Dance Major, Perhaps

Chick #1: I don’t want to run into anyone I know in here.
Chick #2: Why not?
Chick #1: I don’t want anyone to think I am a business major!

http://www.overheardinchtown.blogspot.com/

Posted on November 25, 2013
Education, Overheard in Charlottetown, Students

No, I Mean You Personally

Third-year student #1: So, I asked her if her husband still showed her affection, and she said, ‘Yes, he brings me flowers.’
Third-year student #2: Sadly, that’s not really the relevant question.
Third-year student #3: Seriously. The real question is, ‘Are you getting head?’

http://overheardinlawschool.blogspot.com/2007/04/just-answer-damn-question.html