But “Jews Give Me a Boner” Is Positive

MHS student to another: Emileeeeeeey… You can’t say the “boner” word at a Holocaust luncheon!

University 4
Moscow, Idaho

Overheard by: i agree

Posted on November 6, 2014
Advice, Colleges & Universities, Default, Friends, History, Idaho, Students, Words

When Professors Watch Too Much House

Girl: Do you know how much inflow comes from the Colorado River?
Professor: Ummmm…yeah. I do, actually. (doesn't answer question).

UC Berkeley
California

Overheard by: not telling either

Posted on November 6, 2014
California, Colleges & Universities, Default, Education, Girls, Questions, Students, Teachers, US Geography

I Forgot You Vomit with Your Abdominal Muscles

Foreign student, in Spanish: When I woke up the next morning, my stomach was so sore. Of all the parts of me I thought would get sore after a night of debauchery, the stomach isn’t even in the top 10.

Rector Lopez Argueta
Granada, Andalusia
Spain

Overheard by: Kelly

Posted on October 9, 2014
Spain, Stomach, Students

Global Warming Just Strikes Some People Harder

Guy: Do you guys ever get giant puddles underneath you in class?
Weary friend: Yes.
Guy: Mine always seems to be so much bigger than everyone else’s.

Becker Dorm
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/02/monday-sometimes-is-like-being-shot-in.html

Overheard by: ad’a

Posted on October 4, 2014
Health & Hygiene, Overheard at Cornell, Questions, Students

Apparently I’ve Never Experienced 115 Degree Heat

Freshman girl: It’s so much better when it’s cold than it is when it’s warm — all you can do when it’s 115 degrees out is sit around and air out your vagina flaps!

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/11/ten-days-all-at-once-huge-update.html

Overheard by: broyhaha

Posted on September 17, 2014
Overheard at Cornell, Students, Vagina, Weather

Dr. Phil?

Student #1: Who’s that bald guy?
Student #2: That stupid-ass bitch that I want to kill.
Student #1, nonchalant: Oh.

41 West Santa Clara Street
Arcadia, California

Overheard by: Argonath

Posted on September 16, 2014
California, Students, Threats

Our “Paddles” Are Just Irons with Strings Attached, Anyway

Walkie-talkie of student EMT #1: Two-car motor vehicle accident, minor injuries…
Student EMT #2: Dude… How far away is that? We should go… I’m bored.
Student EMT #1: Nah, let’s get some ice cream.

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/12/big-honking-update.html

Overheard by: scott