Train

Girl on subway: Hey, can we talk for a minute?
Guy sitting next to her: What are you, some kind of psycho?

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Overheard by: Ian

Black girl to girlfriend: He's young, like 24, 25. And get this: I was like, “So, what else do you do?” and he goes “I make beats.” I said, “Of course you do.”

Subway
New York City, New York

Overheard by: EL

You Mean Conductors Are Like This Everywhere?

Train conductor: Thank you for traveling on this 3:30 service to Southern Cross. If you need to use the toilet, they are located at the end of each carriage for your convenience. Please remember to both close and lock the door, which will save you from embarrassment and other passengers from blindness.

Train Service to Melbourne
Australia

Overheard by: Meg

Little boy: This is boring!
Mom: You know what? Life is boring if you make it that way.

Katonah Train Station
New York City, New York

Overheard by: lisa