Train

If It Was Around at Least One Ankle, It Counts

Guy: I saw Mark yesterday.
Girl: Oh my gawd! We haven't seen him, like, since the nightclub last year.
Guy: I'm surprised you remember that night.
Girl: Yeah, good thing you are strong enough to carry me.
Guy: Good thing you were wearing underwear.
Girl: Barely.
Guy: That's my girl.

TTC Subway
Toronto
Canadia

Posted on September 23, 2008
Canadia, Compliments, Default, Drinking & drunks, Girls, Guys, Train, Undies

All the Other Times I Didn't Need the Vodka

Hipster girl: I wasn't invited to the wedding but maybe I'll go anyway. I could be your date. Who knows, maybe you'll even score.
Guy: Shit, all I have to do is give you two vodka sodas and point you to a pool and I'll score. Easy.
Hipster girl: One time that happened. One time.

Marta Train
Atlanta, Georgia

Posted on September 20, 2008
Default, Drinking & drunks, Georgia, Girls, Guys, Hipsters, Relationships, Sexuality, Train

If You Have Anything to Say to Me, You Can Say It Via Text

Girl on subway: Hey, can we talk for a minute?
Guy sitting next to her: What are you, some kind of psycho?

http://community.livejournal.com/overheardatbu/65550.html

Overheard by: Ian

Posted on September 9, 2008
Default, Girls, Guys, Mental illnesses, Offers and requests, Overheard at BU, Questions, Train, Weirdness

Your First Mistake Was Trying to Talk to Him

Black girl to girlfriend: He's young, like 24, 25. And get this: I was like, “So, what else do you do?” and he goes “I make beats.” I said, “Of course you do.”

Subway
New York City, New York

Overheard by: EL

Posted on September 5, 2008
Age and ageing, Black people, Default, Friends, Girls, New York, Questions, Sexuality, Train