Girl changing after gym: Oh my god! My underwear’s, like, glowing inside my pants!
Lockport Township High School
Lockport, Illinois
Girl changing after gym: Oh my god! My underwear’s, like, glowing inside my pants!
Lockport Township High School
Lockport, Illinois
Philosophy professor: After all, is it okay to go pee out in the open in a public place like a park?
Girl: Wait, well… Like, when?
Boston College
Massachusetts
Redhead: You seriously don’t know where Bruce Willis was born?
Brunette: No.
Redhead: I can tell you where half the actors I’m in love with were born.
Brunette: Honey, I can’t even tell you where half the men I’ve slept with were born.
Redhead: That’s true.
Brunette: Hell, I’m lucky if I remember their last names.
Fredericksburg, Virginia
College girl to her family: … And this is where I peed last night!
Security guard: [Applauds.]College girl: You think he heard me?
French Quarter
New Orleans, Louisiana
Overheard by: Security Guard
Chick: I’ve always wanted one of those! … What is it?
Great Glebe Garage Sale
Ottawa, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: grasshopper
Girl: I just started a new birth control this week.
Dad: Which one were you on before?
Girl: Ummm… Levitra.
Overland Park, Kansas
College girl on cell: So, it's all good? Cause I'm just re-using the same guys over and over! My number doesn't go up!
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/396687245/only-one-of-us-is-fooled.html
Overheard by: just eating my pizza
Bimbette in line for concert: Wait, like, when is New Year's Eve? Is it the 30th or the 31st?
Boyfriend: It's the 30th. New Year's Day is the 31st.
Chain Reaction
Anaheim, California
Overheard by: oldest person at the show
College girl: My bra — it’s, like, magical! It mysteriously unclips itself throughout the day!
Fairfield University
Fairfield, Connecticut
Overheard by: GladMyBraIsntMagical..
