To Understand, I Will Require Visual Aids

Blonde: You know, it’s like the story of Ferdinand!
Brunette: How does my relationship have anything to do with Ferdinand, the king of Spain?!
Blonde: No! Ferdinand the bull! The classic children’s book! What kind of best friend are you? You know I wouldn’t know anything about the king of Spain!

Charlotte, North Carolina

Posted on January 16, 2025
Bimbettes, Names, North Carolina, Stupidity

Kill Mom, Dad’s Mad/ Fuck Dad, Mom’s Sad

Bimbette #1: So, like, he was talking about how, like — I don’t remember what it’s called, but like, the girl knows her parents do stuff that, like, she can’t do, like sex, so she, like, hates her mom, because she wants her dad like that, and like, she wants to kill her mom, but she knows that if she does, then, like, her dad will be mad at her, so she doesn’t do it, so she tries to be like her mom, because, like, her dad likes her mom.
Bimbette #2: I don’t get it.

Ladies’ room, UC Merced
Merced, California

Posted on November 30, 2024
Bimbettes, California, Stupidity

I Hope I’m Filled with Marshmallow

16-year-old girl: Organs are icky. I hope I don’t have any.

Biology class, Carmel College
Brisbane
Australia

Posted on November 19, 2024
Australia, Bimbettes, Body parts

Out of the Frying Pan, into the Fire

Bimbette #1: Remember when you thought Mexico was just a state that you couldn’t go to?
Bimbette #2: Yeah. I didn’t know it was actually a different continent.

Oceanside, California