But She Spent It, So Can We Move On?

Drunken bimbette: First of all, Francesca feels really bad about taking my dad’s money when he was in a coma…

Sinbad’s
San Francisco, California

Overheard by: another margarita, please!

Posted on August 22, 2023
Bimbettes, California, Drunks, Gossip

If You’re Gonna Be Wrong, at Least Go Top-Shelf

Bimbette, pointing to Che Guevara t-shirt: Jose Cuervo!

Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: SP

Posted on July 13, 2023
Bimbettes, Clothing, Default, Girls, History, Idiots, Massachusetts, Stupidity, Women

Spelled “Shove On”

Blonde: Ohhh my god! How adorable is he! [Her two friends agree, cooing.]Baby daddy holding infant: Thank you, girls.
Blonde: Can I hold him?
Baby daddy: Yeah, sure… Here you go.
Blonde: Awww, I love him! What’s his name?
Baby daddy: Uhhh… Shit, I know this… Shavon? Shavawn?
Blonde: You don’t even know your son’s name?!
Baby daddy: Shoot, I did earlier. Shavon! Yeah… That’s it. Damn, and I helped name this one, too.

Temple University
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: hot child in the city

Posted on July 6, 2023
Bimbettes, Black people, Dads, Names, Pennsylvania

The Beautiful Have a Wider Range of Things to Go Wrong, Though

Bimbette #1: You know what must suck?
Bimbette #2: What?
Bimbette #1: It must suck to be ugly. Because then, on top of everything else that’s going wrong in your life, you’re, like, ugly.
Bimbette #2: Yeah…

Buddhism class
Virginia

Overheard by: Mindygotback

Posted on June 13, 2023
Beauty, Bimbettes, Virginia

I’ll Tell You It’s Yours, Regardless

Girl, after showing of Juno: I want a baby.
Boyfriend: [Raises eyebrows.]Girl: Not by you, but, you know…

Toronto, Ontario
Canadia

Posted on May 22, 2023
Bimbettes, Canadia, Couples, Parenting, Stupidity

Um, What Sort of Visitors Have You Entertained?

Bimbette: I don’t know… I just feel something swimming around inside of me!

http://overheardatlc.blogspot.com/2007/06/its-spitting-image.html

Posted on April 10, 2023
Bimbettes, Gossip, Overheard at Loyola

I Expect All My Misapprehensions to Be Validated

Smart girl: Obviously ‘irregardless’ is the wrong word in the sentence.
Dumb girl: Why is that word wrong?
Smart girl: For starters, it’s not even a real word.
Dumb girl: Sure it is — I use it all the time.

Erie Community College
Orchard Park, New York

Overheard by: Smarty Pants

Posted on April 9, 2023
Bimbettes, Colleges & Universities, New York, Stupidity, Words

They Were Praying.

Bimbette #1: Why would anyone even be outside that late? What the hell were they doing?
Bimbette #2: Uh, Erica, we were outside, too.
Bimbette #1: Well, we had an excuse! We were streaking!

Park City, Utah