Seriously, Curling Is the Most Retarded Sport Ever

Brunette #1, breaking silence: I hate brooms.
Brunette #2: Me, too.
Rest of group: … What?!

Cactus Club, Yaletown
Vancouver, British Columbia
Canadia

Posted on December 1, 2025
Bimbettes, Canadia, Default, Gripes, Health & Hygiene

Couldn’t We Just Discriminate Against People Wearing Explosive Clothing?

Bimbette: Well, discriminating against the Muslims is different than against, like, the Russians for Hitler and everything.

Archbishop Spalding High School
Severn, Maryland

Overheard by: Wait, is she kidding?

Posted on November 25, 2025
Bimbettes, Compare and contrast, Default, Geography, History, Maryland, Politics, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Stupidity

Weapons of Mass Digestion

Paranoid blonde: He’s just so quiet and creepy. I really feel like he could kill someone!
Annoyed brunette: Because he’s quiet and creepy?
Paranoid blonde: Well, he, like, steals forks from the dining hall and stuff!

University of Maryland, College Park
Maryland

Posted on November 7, 2025
Bimbettes, Colleges & Universities, Crimes, Default, Gripes, Maryland, Students, Stupidity

Wish I Had Somebody Who Cared Enough to Abuse Me

Bimbette #1: … So, after he called in to quit for me, I’m sure everyone was like, ‘He must be one of those, like, abusive boyfriends who won’t let her work!’
Bimbette #2: That’d be okay, though.

http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/05/oh_thats_why_they_stay.html

Overheard by: an invisible fiend

Posted on November 4, 2025
Bimbettes, Default, Gossip, Gripes, Minnesota, Overheard in Minneapolis, Relationships, Stupidity

I Juxta Barely Got My GED, So Don’t Ask Me

Rich girl #1: This one’s ‘the juxtapositioned couple’? What’s juxtapositioned?
Rich girl #2: I don’t know… Like, without their skin?

Phoenix, Arizona

Posted on August 29, 2025
Arizona, Bimbettes, Words

… To “Delaware”?

Proctor: What do you believe is the current state of our country?
Pageant contestant: Wisconsin. Wait… Can I change my answer?

Beauty pageant
Green Bay, Wisconsin

Posted on August 27, 2025
Bimbettes, Stupidity, Wisconsin

I Would Love to Have My Groin Knighted, but I Guess It Only Happens to Cows

Lady to husband: Hey, they have steaks here, too. They just call them ‘sirloins.’

Applebee’s
Bowling Green, Kentucky

Posted on August 3, 2025
Bimbettes, Food, Kentucky

I’ve Devoted My Life to a Cinematographic Study of the Phenomenon

Bubbly girl: I am so happy now!
Bubbly friend, holding her hand: Me, too! I can’t believe it!
Old man, stopping them in hallway: What are you two so happy about?
Bubbly girl: We just hit on each other!
Old man: So, are you girlfriends now?
Bubbly friend: Yes, we are!
Old man, after long pause: Two girls together… That is a wonderful thing.

Peninsula College
Pt. Angeles, Washington

Overheard by: Gidget