Burner chick: Yeah, I was going to run around the desert naked on drugs last night, but I just never got around to it.
Burning Man
Black Rock City, Nevada
Overheard by: McNasty
Burner chick: Yeah, I was going to run around the desert naked on drugs last night, but I just never got around to it.
Burning Man
Black Rock City, Nevada
Overheard by: McNasty
Chick: About a year ago I discovered that everything I learned at Harvard was actually through reading Wikipedia just before the exam.
Harvard
Cambridge, Massachusetts
Girl #1: I have to fart. [Girl #2 ignores her.] I have to fart. [Still ignored.] Hellooo!
Girl #2, annoyed: What?
Girl #1: I said I have to fart!
Girl #2, after long pause: Do you want a cookie?
Columbus, Mississippi
Overheard by: Lauren
Girl #1: My friend just got a new boyfriend. She met him in the library.
Girl #2: What? I’m always in the library! Why don’t I have a boyfriend?
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/04/long-time-no-update.html
Overheard by: yager
Girl #1: Oh my god, is that the Nazi symbol on your necklace?!
Girl #2: … It’s a Star of David!
Bus Shelter C
Nashville, Tennessee
Overheard by: pedestrian
Chick: I’m as straight as a girl who doesn’t like boys!
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/05/huge-update.html
Overheard by: anonymous
Girl #1: So, why did you dump him?
Girl #2: Because he was, like, really creepy!
Girl #1: What? Oh my god! How? He was perfect…!
Girl #2: Yeah, but he said he fantasized about eating babies.
Girl #1: So what?
Girl #2: … Oh my god! I am so glad you convinced me to stay with him! You’re right. He’s totally perfect.
Girl #1: So, you don’t care about the fact he wants to eat babies?
Girl #2: Well, that way at least if I got pregnant I, like, wouldn’t have to go to the doctor’s office to get rid of it!
Girl #1: Yeah, I love saving time.
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/04/05/whats-funnier-than-a-half-eaten-dead-baby-a-half-eaten-dead-baby-with-marinara-sauce/
Chick #1: So, I was talkin’ to Gary yesterday.
Chick #2: He is so far up his own ass, I’m surprised he can say anything.
Chick #1: Yeah, I know. He was talking about some audio clip he’s doing, and how great it is, and my god — he annoys the shit out of me!
Chick #2: Yeah… Fantastic fuck, though.
Chick #1: Agreed — he is huge… I kind of heart Gary.
Central Station
Sydney
Australia
Hot lady to another: Well, that’s one drawback to being a whore.
Las Vegas, Nevada
Overheard by: loyal seattle reader
Chick #1: So, what was it like? Would you do it again?
Chick #2: Kind of like a hot dog… I was so hungry…
Chick #1: Ewww!
Chick #1: I just wanted to bite down, y’know?
http://community.livejournal.com/overheardatyork/30067.html
