Blonde, about brunette’s fiancé: He’s too pretty to be hot.
Brunette: No, he’s hot… Just more like douchebag-hot.
Aspenhof Lake
Washington, Missouri
Overheard by: Mandi
Blonde, about brunette’s fiancé: He’s too pretty to be hot.
Brunette: No, he’s hot… Just more like douchebag-hot.
Aspenhof Lake
Washington, Missouri
Overheard by: Mandi
Chick #1 exiting bathroom stall: I can’t believe I’m getting my gun tomorrow.
Chick #2: Yeah… Too bad they can’t put color in it. It’s going to be pretty ugly.
Chick #1: It’s a gun.
Chick #2: Doesn’t mean it has to be ugly.
Chick #1: Yeah, it would be cool in purple.
Grand Junction, Colorado
Girl #1, reading menu: What’s ‘asparation’?
Girl #2: That’s when you have dreams.
Girl #1: … But what happens when you sautée them?
Port Angeles, Washington
Overheard by: Emily
20-ish girl: I know it’s stupid since he keeps dicking me around, but I really just want to have sex with him. Maybe if I have sex with him I could hook him!
Friend: You could hook him? Like drugs?
20-ish girl: Yeah! Like, maybe my vagina would be like crack to him…
Bar
Bel Air, Maryland
Disappointed blonde: … But it’s Porn Sunday!
Radford University
Virginia
Chick to friend: There’s that bitch Mona Lisa.
The Louvre
Paris
France
Girl to friend: Why couldn’t we have lived in the ’60s so we could just take acid and have sex with whoever we wanted?
Bowling Green State University
Ohio
Dominatrix: I don’t do anything sexual to my clients. All I do is stick things up their asses.
Street fair
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: Ladle
Chick #1: Hey, it’s Todd*!
Chick #2: Oh, he’s a swimmer, right?
Chick #1: Yeah, his tongue swam in my mouth!
Olivet College
Olivet, Michigan
Girl #1: Well, I guess that answers the question about how vampires make out.
Girl #2: Yup… And it was hot!
Boston, Massachusetts
