Chick: I can’t judge you for what you may or may not choose to stick up your vagina.
Windsor, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: Karla
Chick: I can’t judge you for what you may or may not choose to stick up your vagina.
Windsor, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: Karla
20-ish girl: I mean, I thought he was rich, but his sister’s kind of ugly, so I dunno…
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: Idle
Cute chick: I don’t know what’s going on, but my butt cheeks are sweating really bad.
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/04/i_can_think_of_a_few_reasons.html
Overheard by: the bomb track
Loud girl: My vagina’s so damn talkative sometimes… I just wanna be like, ‘Shut up, coochie!’
Queen’s University
Kingston, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: The Vagina Whisperer
Chick: Man, last time I had feathers left in my pants.
Gateway High School
Orlando, Florida
Overheard by: Pilbur
Chick #1: Try it. It’s a Malibu Bay Breeze. It’s a chick drink, but it’s really good.
Dude, sipping: Damn, that’s delicious.
Chick #2: It’s a bitch drink.
Dude: A bitch drink?
Chick #2: It’ll make you grow vaginas on your arm.
Dude: That wouldn’t be that bad. I’d never leave my house.
Chick #2: No, not functional vaginas. Just ugly ones that people would be freaked out by.
Dude: You know, you just took something wonderful and made it horrible.
http://overheardinthevalley.blogspot.com/2007/03/vagina-dialogues-soon-to-be-banned-in.html
Girl #1: I was up until two a.m. last night. I’m so tired.
Girl #2: Why were you up so late?
Girl #1: I was talking to Jesus.
Girl #2: Oh, which one?
Wisconsin
Chick to friend: … So I stuck my fingers up her nose, and I got a free nose ring out of it!
Vassar campus
Poughkeepsie, New York
Girl: Isn’t that called ‘sodomy’? Or is that when you shit on someone?
http://overheardinumcp.blogspot.com/2006/09/arent-they-one-and-same-girl-isnt-that.html
Overheard by: tracey
Chick: It was a bad night… I was drunk… and high… and I ate half a bottle of ketchup.
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/11/hahaoops.html
Overheard by: xcuterboix
