Girl #1: I was up until two a.m. last night. I’m so tired.
Girl #2: Why were you up so late?
Girl #1: I was talking to Jesus.
Girl #2: Oh, which one?
Wisconsin
Girl #1: I was up until two a.m. last night. I’m so tired.
Girl #2: Why were you up so late?
Girl #1: I was talking to Jesus.
Girl #2: Oh, which one?
Wisconsin
Chick to friend: … So I stuck my fingers up her nose, and I got a free nose ring out of it!
Vassar campus
Poughkeepsie, New York
Girl: Isn’t that called ‘sodomy’? Or is that when you shit on someone?
http://overheardinumcp.blogspot.com/2006/09/arent-they-one-and-same-girl-isnt-that.html
Overheard by: tracey
Chick: It was a bad night… I was drunk… and high… and I ate half a bottle of ketchup.
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/11/hahaoops.html
Overheard by: xcuterboix
Chick: So, first of all, I’m allergic to mango skin. So sticking one up my vagina just wouldn’t work.
http://greenoverheard.blogspot.com/2006/08/experimentation-gone-bad.html
Overheard by:
Chick #1, squinting at laptop: Is that a squirrel?
Chick #2: No. That’s a penis.
Starbucks
Sacramento, California
Overheard by: Awkward!
Hot chick: That’s the dude that was in my oven at three a.m.!
NJ Transit station
New Jersey
Chick on cell: So there’s, like, a 10 percent chance I might get eaten by a cougar… if I do tell my boyfriend I fucked his brother.
Virgin Festival
Vancouver
Canadia
Overheard by: T-T-T- Taylor
Angry girl to man: No! It was when you pulled down the top of my dress and exposed my breasts to everyone that it became a problem!
North Avenue
Atlanta, Georgia
Overheard by: Lisa
Girl #1 at sink: You know, Nicole is bringing a guy here tonight.
Girl #2, shocked: Shut up!
Girl #1: Yeah, his name is Aaron, and he likes high-fives.
Women’s room, Philly Roller Derby
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Miss Carrie
