Hot chick on cell: He kissed me teeth-first. It was like kissing a lawn mower.
Newark, Delaware
Hot chick on cell: He kissed me teeth-first. It was like kissing a lawn mower.
Newark, Delaware
Girl to two guys: So, who has the smaller cock?
Guy #1: Oh, me.
Girl: You can fuck me in the ass.
Cincinnati, Ohio
Overheard by: Doug
Chick #1: She doesn’t even *want* to get married!
Chick #2: And she’s not a ho?
Starbucks, Pacific Center
Daly City, California
Overheard by: Ladle
Sexy girl: My roommate keeps the room temp at, like, tropical. It gets so hot in there it gets hazy! It’s a good thing she doesn’t care about nudity, because the only way I survive in that room is to walk around naked.
High Point, North Carolina
Woman: I can’t believe my friend pterodactyled me yesterday.
Stumptown Coffee House
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2007/02/jurassic-position.html
Overheard by: jose
Girl: I don’t like to be licked out of context.
New Rez common room
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/02/26/i-feel-the-same-way-about-being-quoted/
Girl in sleeping bag outside music club to stranger walking by: Yeah, okay, we’re waiting for a Hanson concert. Wanna make fun of us now?
http://overheardlines.blogspot.com/2007/03/answer-is-yes.html
Overheard by: isaac
Girl #1, after watching lousy pick-up artist with her friend: So, was that your future husband?
Girl #2: He just gave me this feeling… It was like I’d never be warm again.
London Tap House
http://overheardatwestern.blogspot.com/2007/02/dementors-night-out.html
Chick: I haven’t even showered today.
Dude: If we’re going to have a quickie you need to take a shower first.
Chick: I could just douche first.
Dude: I don’t want my dick to smell like a tree. I want it to smell like a panther.
American University
Washington, DC
Girl: Well, I mean, skunks do have nipples…
http://overheardina2.blogspot.com/2007/01/skunk-nipples.html
