Girl in sleeping bag outside music club to stranger walking by: Yeah, okay, we’re waiting for a Hanson concert. Wanna make fun of us now?
http://overheardlines.blogspot.com/2007/03/answer-is-yes.html
Overheard by: isaac
Girl in sleeping bag outside music club to stranger walking by: Yeah, okay, we’re waiting for a Hanson concert. Wanna make fun of us now?
http://overheardlines.blogspot.com/2007/03/answer-is-yes.html
Overheard by: isaac
Girl #1, after watching lousy pick-up artist with her friend: So, was that your future husband?
Girl #2: He just gave me this feeling… It was like I’d never be warm again.
London Tap House
http://overheardatwestern.blogspot.com/2007/02/dementors-night-out.html
Chick: I haven’t even showered today.
Dude: If we’re going to have a quickie you need to take a shower first.
Chick: I could just douche first.
Dude: I don’t want my dick to smell like a tree. I want it to smell like a panther.
American University
Washington, DC
Girl: Well, I mean, skunks do have nipples…
http://overheardina2.blogspot.com/2007/01/skunk-nipples.html
Chick: I can’t judge you for what you may or may not choose to stick up your vagina.
Windsor, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: Karla
20-ish girl: I mean, I thought he was rich, but his sister’s kind of ugly, so I dunno…
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: Idle
Cute chick: I don’t know what’s going on, but my butt cheeks are sweating really bad.
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/04/i_can_think_of_a_few_reasons.html
Overheard by: the bomb track
Loud girl: My vagina’s so damn talkative sometimes… I just wanna be like, ‘Shut up, coochie!’
Queen’s University
Kingston, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: The Vagina Whisperer
Chick: Man, last time I had feathers left in my pants.
Gateway High School
Orlando, Florida
Overheard by: Pilbur
Chick #1: Try it. It’s a Malibu Bay Breeze. It’s a chick drink, but it’s really good.
Dude, sipping: Damn, that’s delicious.
Chick #2: It’s a bitch drink.
Dude: A bitch drink?
Chick #2: It’ll make you grow vaginas on your arm.
Dude: That wouldn’t be that bad. I’d never leave my house.
Chick #2: No, not functional vaginas. Just ugly ones that people would be freaked out by.
Dude: You know, you just took something wonderful and made it horrible.
http://overheardinthevalley.blogspot.com/2007/03/vagina-dialogues-soon-to-be-banned-in.html
