Colorado

Girl #1: Why does Denzel Washington with a gun freak me out?
Girl #2: Because he’s black.

Movie Theater
Colorado

Guy, singing: He'll only be your friend if he touches your breast…
Girl: What?!
Guy, not singing anymore: It's like my favorite song.

Metro State
Denver, Colorado

Overheard by: Squid

Girl standing in front of a pro-life poster: Well, if that's true I owe god a lot of child support.

Colorado

Girl to friends: I mean, think about it: a girl that's pretty now could be ugly in ten years.

Crested Butte, Colorado

Overheard by: Wow.

Chick giving presentation: Because this is Russia, bitch.

High School Classroom
Englewood, Colorado

Overheard by: Julia

Scholar: I fucking love going to finals wasted!

University of Colorado
Denver, Colorado

Teen girl: I am so strung out on kittens right now, it’s not even funny.

High school classroom
Aurora, Colorado

Little girl, seriously: This is what I like best about elevators. But it's not the blood of Christ.

Cherry Creek Mall
Denver, Colorado

Overheard by: Lee

Flat-chested girl (grabbing box of energy bars): Here, get some of these for tomorrow.
Guy: I don't know. Um… it says here that they're for girls.
Flat-chested girl: Yeah, let's get them.
Guy: But… Huh, well, haha, they're not going to make me grow tits, are they?
Flat-chested girl, staring: Hasn't worked for me.
Guy (putting box in carriage): Hm-mmm.

Safeway
Colorado Springs, Colorado

Hipster chick to friends: Speaking of pregnancy, who wants pizza?

Denver Art Museum
Colorado