Um, Will This Be on the Final?

Professor: Oh, yeah, I went down to Virginia and hooked up with this girl… Y’know, her dad was dead and she was kind of freaky… I shot her dog!

Hartford, Connecticut

Overheard by: Claire

Posted on September 10, 2018
Connecticut, Gossip, Teachers

At Least Five Times a Day.

Girl inside stall: I love my vagina!

Bathroom in Bar
New Haven, Connecticut

Posted on July 20, 2018
Bars & Clubs, Bringing it back to you, Connecticut, Feelings, Girls, Vagina

…as Salad Dressing.

Creepy mustached dude: Yep, so that's nine weeks of good urine testing. And about four weeks ago, I started using my own.

Dunkin' Donuts
Hartford, Connecticut

Overheard by: All I wanted was a coffee

Posted on April 21, 2018
Connecticut, Creepsters, Health & Hygiene, Pee, Weirdness

…When He Learns to Make a Decent Sandwich.

Black girl #1: He made me a BLT with avocado.
Black girl #2: And then he passed out?
Black girl #1: No. First, I told him to bang me like a screen door in a hurricane, then he passed out.
Black girl #2: You're always stressing out that skinny white boy.
Black girl #1: Haha, yeah. I should marry him.

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Posted on February 20, 2018
Black people, Connecticut, Food, Health & Hygiene, Offers and requests, Relationships, Sex

I Asked If There Were Any Questions About the Midterm, Greta.

Girl: Do you ever feel like you have a feather in your pants?

Hartford, Connecticut

Overheard by: Claire

Posted on October 8, 2017
Clothes, Connecticut, Girls, Questions, Sensory experiences

Even the Gardeners Wear Suits in Connecticut

Angry suit on phone: Listen, I don't care what you think, if you don't think I'm doing a good job, don't fucking ask me to work for you! (pause) No! No! No! I don't care, I'm doing more important things right now! (pause) I'm buying plant food!

CVS
Connecticut

Overheard by: Guy

Posted on September 20, 2017
Connecticut, Default, Feelings, Food, Guys, Jobs & Careers, Offers and requests, Stores, Suits

Thank God I Live in Connecticut, Where I Avoid That Sort Of Thing.

Student #1: He went flying over the Rockies and they haven't found his plane.
Professor: Oh, good, good! I hated that guy.
Student #2: Who was he?
Professor: Some rich fucker.

Hartford, Connecticut

Overheard by: Claire

Posted on September 4, 2017
Connecticut, Gripes, Insults, Questions, Students, Teachers

…Through Binoculars.

Music History prof taking roll: Jane Smith?
Jane: Here.
Prof: Oh, there you are. I’m just used to seeing you from behind.

Hartford, Connecticut

Posted on August 30, 2017
Ass, Compare and contrast, Connecticut, Creepsters, Default, Education, Etiquette, Girls, Names, Students, Teachers

Which Most People Only Try a Couple of Times in College

Girl #1: Yeah, I hate when people talk about babies like they grow in your stomach. They're in your uterus!
Girl #2: Yeah, it's so dumb. Like, that's not even possible unless you swallowed a penis…or ate a baby.

Connecticut

Posted on April 13, 2017
Body parts, Connecticut, Default, Girls, Penis, Pregnancy, Stupidity, Weirdness

Tonight's Movie: 2 Fast 2 Delicious

Girl on cell: Not only did she steal my car, she ate the fucking cupcakes!

Southern Connecticut State University
New Haven, Connecticut

Posted on March 14, 2017
Connecticut, Feelings, Food, Girls, Gripes, On the phone