I Told Them They Were “Perky” the Other Day, and They Sobbed and Called Me Cruel

Son to father, exiting hospital: Dad, what’s a disability?
Father: It’s like when someone loses their finger in an accident, (pause) which will probably happen to you.

http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2008/04/father-knows-best.html

Overheard by: Jon

Posted on January 10, 2021
Dads, Eavesdrop DC, Hands, Health & Hygiene, Kids, Parenting, Weirdness, Words

So It’s Like…a Gay Bar?

Guy, after burning left hand: But this is my special hand…
Friend: Why can’t you just use your right hand for a while?
Guy: It’s like being jerked off by a stranger.
Friend: What?
Guy: Imagine a stranger comes up to you and starts talking to you, and suddenly just starts jerking you off. (pause) Yeah. That’s how it feels like.

Bayonne, New Jersey

Posted on December 30, 2020
Compare and contrast, Guys, Hands, Masturbation, New Jersey

He’s Been Known to Pleasure Several Girls en Brochette

Girl #1: His penis was huge, like 12 inches! He was holding it and his hand looked so tiny!
Girl #2: No wonder he doesn’t get any play, that shit hurts!
Girl #3: Yeah, it would like come out my ass!

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Just 2

Posted on May 16, 2020
Ass, Compare and contrast, Girls, Hands, Penis, Pennsylvania, Sex

Best. Peer Advisor. Ever.

Curious friend: Doesn’t your mouth get tired?
Small Asian girl: That’s what my hands are for!
Curious friend: Don’t your arms get tired?!
Small Asian girl: That’s what my mouth is for!
Curious friend: What do you do when both get tired?
Small Asian girl: Oh, that’s when he puts it in my butt.

Hoboken, New Jersey