High school girl: I've gone to second base with a guy, but have done pretty much everything with a girl. Because penises are scary.

Forest of Fear
Tuxedo, New York

Overheard by: Kaitlen

Girl #1: So I was, like, in this hot tub with this guy, and we’re, like, making out or whatever.
Girl #2: Uh-huh…
Girl #1: And then I go, ‘What’s your name?’ And I think he said something, but I was like, ‘Whatever.’

Overheard by: alex b.

Girl to friend: It's like someone touches your cunt and you get all happy.

Easton, Maryland

Neighbor: The first guy that ever fingered me wore Drakkar Noir.

San Francisco, California

Overheard by: sassy san franciscan


Maternity nurse to nursing students: I mean, how many fingers do I want in my vagina in twelve hours?

Clinton Township, Michigan