Freshman chick #1: It’s like, I came home and, like, three months had passed for me, but, like, not for everyone else.
Freshman chick #2: Yeah, my bed is too short now.
Denver International Airport
Denver, Colorado
Overheard by: lith
Freshman chick #1: It’s like, I came home and, like, three months had passed for me, but, like, not for everyone else.
Freshman chick #2: Yeah, my bed is too short now.
Denver International Airport
Denver, Colorado
Overheard by: lith
Party-goer: She is the only person I know who has a favorite appliance!
Moroccan restaurant
Seattle, Washington
Crunchy hippie: We were on the way to the bee colony to harvest some honey, but then I thought, Dude! It’s time for a drum circle.
House of Musical Traditions
Takoma Park, Maryland
Girl, about sister’s boyfriends: That was Bob* — he wanted to marry her.
Guy: Bob was kinda creepy.
Girl: Bob was not creepy! He had a job.
Guy: If that’s your only qualification for ‘not creepy’–
Girl: –He just faked his own death. But he got it out of his system — he won’t do it again.
DMV
Virginia
Overheard by: much less bored now
Carpool driver, noticing woman at bus stop: She has art between her legs.
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2007/06/line-color-texture-shape-form-space-and.html
Overheard by: b!X
Drunken bimbette: First of all, Francesca feels really bad about taking my dad’s money when he was in a coma…
Sinbad’s
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: another margarita, please!
Creepster: … And that’s why all the women in Paris wanted to stroke my head.
Koko
York
UK
Overheard by: Laura
Rollerblading guy #1: … And that’s when I’ll finally know that I’m successful… When I’m sitting on my throne of skulls.
Rollerblading guy #2: Uhhh… Sure, man.
Church and Shuter Streets
Toronto
Canadia
Dude: Man, it’s just that some people got what 1992 was all about and some people didn’t. I’m one of the ones that got it, and she’s not, so no, we’re not going out again.
http://overheardinjxn.blogspot.com/2005/09/man-its-just-that-some-people-got-what.html
Guy: So, she and her boyfriend got really drunk and, long story short, she now has to use a colostomy bag for the rest of her life.
University of Florida
Gainesville, Florida
