Dude: She totally sandbags! You know she sandbags?!
Chick: Like there’s a hurricane.
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Overheard by: pineapple
Dude: She totally sandbags! You know she sandbags?!
Chick: Like there’s a hurricane.
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/
Overheard by: pineapple
Nerd: She was like, ‘That’s so cute!’ and then I came all over her face!
Baylor University
Waco, Texas
Overheard by: kindaDisgusted
Skinny blonde: So, yeah, my mom is dating this new guy who’s just kind of awkward and nerdy and, well, he’s just really bad at socialism.
San Diego, California
Overheard by: Molly and Katy
Chick #1: What’s your favorite color?
Chick #2: Blue. What about you?
Chick #1: Well, I like the rainbow. And I know that fur’s not a color, but I really like fur.
Starbucks
Toronto
Canadia
Overheard by: flossy.
Girl: I’m using super advanced alien technology!
Guy: I’m using… a pumpkin!
Wheaton, Illinois
Overheard by: Claire
30-year-old woman on cell: I think I should just call Lisa* and ask her if she has cancer, because she is way too normal. There has to be something wrong with her.
Ferry line
Nantucket, Massachusetts
Burly dude: No, seriously, the thing about anal is it’s warmer, tighter, and you hardly ever get shit on your dick!
High school cafeteria
Lawrenceville, Georgia
Overheard by: we were scared for his tiny girlfriend
Queer: So, that pretty much sums it up.
Fag hag: Wow.
Queer: It’s actually pretty usual for gays, I’m just not into it.
Fag hag: Wow. I am so scared of gay men right now.
Queer: Sweetie, it’s not like a hamster wearing galoshes is [bus goes by so rest is inaudible].
Fag hag: Like summer camp.
Bus stop
Gainesville, Florida
Gas station worker #1, pointing to arm: … And right here is where I got stabbed.
Gas station worker #2: No way! That’s the exact same place I got stabbed! Same arm, too!
Pittsford, New York
Overheard by: Rook
Chick: I’m not the one who decided to take her to a gay strip club. I just participated in it. I’m not taking responsibility.
Garden State Plaza, New Jersey
