Lady to math tutor: I have to call home. I’m not about to take out a loan if he hasn’t used the bathroom yet.
University of Nevada, Las Vegas library
Las Vegas, Nevada
Overheard by: the stonefoxx
Lady to math tutor: I have to call home. I’m not about to take out a loan if he hasn’t used the bathroom yet.
University of Nevada, Las Vegas library
Las Vegas, Nevada
Overheard by: the stonefoxx
Toddler: Mommy, I want my boogers back!
Bus
Ottawa, Ontario
Canadia
Chick: The bitch got an iPod and all kinds of cash from her family. She’s totally fuckin’ spoiled and it makes me sick. I finally told her, ‘Bitch, get your own fuckin’ tampons!’
http://ohinmpls.blogspot.com/
Overheard by: craig
Guy on phone: Yeah, I hate that. It’s like when someone tells you he has AIDS after the fact.
Columbus Circle
New York, New York
Chick looking into her palm, then at thug nearby: Man, I’m a preschool teacher! Don’t sell me the wrong drugs!
Bar
Ft. Smith, Arkansas
Overheard by: her best friend
Angry girl to man: No! It was when you pulled down the top of my dress and exposed my breasts to everyone that it became a problem!
North Avenue
Atlanta, Georgia
Overheard by: Lisa
Liberated woman: I don’t know what I’ll do until I get married… I’m just so not into, like, doing taxes and stuff.
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/05/classes-done.html
Overheard by: disillusioned
Drunk girl: I don’t need a man. I need a sex toy. Shit, I got carpal finger.
433 4th Street
Columbus, Indiana
13-year-old goth boy: Hey! You look like a hippie!
Hippie: Yeah…
13-year-old goth boy, offering hand: My name’s Jason*. I thought I should introduce myself since I said you looked like a hippie and all.
Hippie: Okay…
13-year-old goth boy: You know, you look like a Tim. I’ve got a friend named Tim who looks just like you, only his face is mousier.
13-year-old goth girl: Oh. My. God! That’s it! No snowball for you!
13-year-old goth boy: Christ! I can’t play with dead squirrels, I can’t talk to the hippie…! What the hell can I do?!
Snowball stand
Stewartstown, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Amused Girlfriend
Sorority girl: Guys! Anybody! Help! I just woke up on a couch and I can’t find my jacket, my purse, my shoes, my phone, my wallet, or my gays!
Sorority house
Texas
